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f**k billiejoe

I am here for Friends

About Me

so i was hanging out with brendan bickel, and he was talking about his car's torque. i don't know much about cars, so i asked him what exactly torque was. brendan said, "dude, it's like this: i'm driving and i look over at you and say, 'hey billiejoe, i'm about to punch it.' and then i do, and you shit your pants."..

My Interests

music.

I'd like to meet:

i love kelli upshaw. always will.

Music:

fuck music.

...ok well...

Movies:

hot fuzz.

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, mr. show, lost, whatever kelli is watching.

Books:

are you sure it was a book? are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Heroes:

the loag. "i have cat like reflexes, and that's why my dick doesn't get grabbed by you fags."

the guv. "are black eyed peas just regular peas that have been punched?"

the ocho. "if i get rich, i want a bunch of paintings of myself wearing really nice suits."

My Blog

The best poem i've ever read.

In all my dreams before my helpless sight He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace Behind the wagon that we flung him in, And watch the white eye...
Posted by f**k billiejoe on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

i'm trying to cut back on the sleep

why can't i sleep? my brain must be fucking with me. i geuss i deserve it, and that it's time that my brain gets to have a little paybackt, but it's playing dirty, the mother fucker. tonight i had som...
Posted by f**k billiejoe on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 06:49:00 PST

aw, don't get all f***ing mushy on me

i'm just by myself right now, and i don't feel lonely, but i started to think what it would be like if i had never met my buddy ethan. i mean, most of the time my friends from novato and san rafael ca...
Posted by f**k billiejoe on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 08:33:00 PST

My Top Ten Worst Ideas. Ever.

These are arguably in order. ...1 being the worst.My top ten worst ideas. Ever.10. posting like 20 pictures of me and my two close friends all over my school with us standing around a hibachi dressed ...
Posted by f**k billiejoe on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 02:57:00 PST

i would kill people to this. (under copyright by devin mcmahon)

after listening to music for some time (usually 18 years), one may realize that some music is a lot worse than they had thought previously. at the same time, they may also realize that the music they ...
Posted by f**k billiejoe on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:31:00 PST

you are compelled to read this.

this is the kind of thing that, once you have finished reading, you will ask yourself why you were compelled to read it.
Posted by f**k billiejoe on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:57:00 PST

i need a hole in my head like i need a hole in my head.

i don't know if it happened after the surgery, or if they forgot to stitch up my mouth correctly, but i now have one huge hole in my mouth where one of my wisdom teeth was. this totally sucks. i'm goi...
Posted by f**k billiejoe on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:09:00 PST

don't read this unless you are retarded.

i'm in computer class right now. it gets pretty damn boring just sitting here, so i decided to do something which is equally boring, but a little more retarded. i work today. by the way if you are rea...
Posted by f**k billiejoe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

school

wow. i'm at school right now, and i decided if i can't do anything less gay then school, i might as well put a journal entry in. this weekend was pretty rad. i went to three concerts with my jewish fr...
Posted by f**k billiejoe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST