Jeff

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ITALIAN WHEN: (funny ass shit! lol)1.You have a nonna who feeds u 24-7 2.You eat Sunday lunch at 2:00 and don't finish eating for a good 4 hours 3.You know what a riceball really is 4.Your car has a green, red and white bow with a horn attached on the mirror 5.Christmas eve.....only fish.... 6.Favourite slow song......Ti Amo 7.You have a gold chain, cross and horn 8.You have a stupid nickname 9." fuhggetaboutit " 10.John Gotti is your role model 11.You love nutella, and you consider dunking a pack of Stella D'Oro "S" cookies in milk a nutritious breakfast 12.Your nonna's cooking is the best... no matter what 13.You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you. 14.You eat zeepolis whenever you go to the festas 15.You are always dressed to impress 16.You always gotta be with the boys....or girls.... 17.You always gotta have a new clean pair of diesel's and adidas shells 18.You love versace, diesel, gucci, prada, armani, gas, just cause they are all italian 19.your favourite movies are the Godfather, Goodfellas,Bronxtale, the Last Don and you live by them 20.Guy's gotta respect their women.....or else..... 21.You have been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you by either your mother or your nonna 22.For all you guys......mummy is numero uno 23.Pasta, pasta, pasta every day... 24.You recycle beer bottles to store the next years worth of sauce. 25.Your dad's vegie patch contains every known vegetable that exists 26.Your nonno or father owned a Valiant sometime in their lifetime 27.Toto Cutugno rules 28.You attend at least 5 weddings, 5 engagements, 5 baptisms, 5 communions and 5 confirmations per year 29.You eat gelato when its five degrees 30.The kids at school used to tease you of your smelly salami and mortadella sandwiches or You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit 2 mortadella "sangwiches", 4 oranges and 3 bananas into a regular paper lunch bag. 31.You share a bathroom with your 5 siblings, have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro 32.The family car has been booted out of the garage to make way for the family sunday lunches where at least 30 people attend 33.Panettone goes down hard every easter and christmas (lmao JOE AVATI) 34.Sambuca is the equivalence of water 35.You live in a 900 square foot bungalow, but still have 2 kitchens (one in the basement) or at least 2 fridges 36.Soccer is the only sport you follow 37.Your house is full of bombineri and sugar almonds 38. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent, are all blood relatives 39. There is at least a prosciutto and/or salamis hanging in the garage 40. There is a picture of La Madonna and/or Gesu Cristo hanging in every room of the house and that includes the garage 41. You always eat at home first before you go out and eat 42. There is at least a barattolo in the house of either olives,funghi, pepperoni, or melanzani drowned in oil 43. You own at least one Italian soccer jersey 44. Ferrari is your dream car 45. Your 2 best friends are your cousin and brother-in-law's brother-in-law 46. You are a card-carrying VIP at more than 3 dance clubs. 47. You have at least 5 cousins living on your street. All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother. 48. A high school diploma and 1 year of community college has earned you the title of "professore" among your aunts. 49. You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners. 50. You only get one good shave from a disposable razor. 51. If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 6", it is presumed his mother had an affair 52. There are more than 28 people in your bridal party 53. You netted more than $50,000 on your first comunion.ANDDDDD....54. You laughed all through this page cuz u Know its tru.........OH YEA AND I LIKE PLAYING SPORTS!!!