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About Me



senior @ Hampshire College in western Massachusetts. Div III (equivalent of a senior thesis): Genderfuck and Performative Abject within Standup Comedy

I thought this would go without saying, but do not plagarize my writing. Quote all you'd like, but don't pretend it's yours. Thaaanks.

Until my site goes up, you can read my articles here (and vote for them!):
CollegeHumor.com

YouTubezzzz the Mormon vid's the best. no big.

remember when i had hair? Crazy Pitches preview show, September (right...?) 2007

My Interests

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Jake Klocksien.

Appreciates dark humor. Partyer. Bright. Aggressive. Expressive. Reactive. Fiesty. Can Dance. Smiles a lot. Procrastinator.
TUESDAY, 3.10.09
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*snapshot*s FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY
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My Blog

how typical.

I'm taking this really intense class that focuses on feminist philosophy and performance based media. Our first assignment was to write a monologue to be filmed (in-camera edit) in whatever style we w...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:39:00 GMT

happy holidays

i cut my hair again. just thought it wasn't dykey enough.Every year I make an elaborate Christmas list. This year it's gonna have to wait because....I HAVE MONOYeah. It's some shit. What's gonna be wo...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:29:00 GMT

hair + other

My absence is justified. There has been an influx of drama in the past few weeks.Events of Importance:1) Opening for Ani Difranco My good friend Shira E. (we sing sometimes) is friends with/h...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:51:00 GMT

It may explain some things...

So the article posted on CH (and this funny British site for lesbians) got me some flack. Apparently, my "only job" is to "give [the readers] boners." How silly of me to think otherwise.This is anothe...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:24:00 GMT

Lilly cant be left alone in public.

So it's been a sort of action/drama packed semester. I might go into more detail later, but here are the basics:1. The Devil and I broke up. It happens. 2. Thank God for satisfying hookups. 3. The Hus...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:16:00 GMT

Painless Plucker

As always, sorry about my absence. I am a week and a half into the official school year, but another fun part about being an Intern (or "RA) is that the two weeks prior to students returning, we have ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:42:00 GMT

"Operation Keepsake"

Operation Keepsake: Abstinence until marriage Headquarters are in Twinsburg, Ohio, a scant 45 minutes away from my house. I might have to make a pitstop before I go back to school. I keep seeing comm...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:19:00 GMT

my boss’ website

my internship with comedian Alicia Dattner involves PR work...so check out her website: Check out my website!
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 14:51:00 GMT

Monsters

Monsters Several spaces in my house scared me with a kind of fear that I have felt nowhere else or since. The attic and the basement were terrifying already, as isolated zones where if something hap...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:39:00 GMT

Busted, Part I

Another series of longer, more serious pieces starts now. Sorry for my absence, hopefully this satisfies you all the way writing it has started to for me. XO- LillyBustedI sat on the wicker chair on t...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:19:00 GMT