Social Networking Using Rice |
Social Networking Using Rice
Throwing rice at someone: Thanks for the add.
Grain of rice stuck to upper lip: I'm single.
Allowing uncooked rice to slip slowly through your fin...
Posted by Andrew X. Friedhof on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:09:00 PST |
Zonkers Tablature For A Hammond Organ... |
A Hammond Organ...
A Hammond Organ Orders a Weak Coffee...
D E C A F(dim)
A Hammond Organ Plays a Human Organ...
C A E C A
A Hammond Organ Becomes Loud and Annoying...
D E A F
A Hammond Organ Does an ...
Posted by Andrew X. Friedhof on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:39:00 PST |
What if: Hat Blocking Rather than Hardcore had Been an 80s Movement (A Textumentary) |
What if: Hat Blocking Rather than Hardcore had Been an 80s Movement (A Textumentary)
Henry Rollins (Black Flag):
Those were some crazy days [shaking head]. Crazy days. Sex, drugs and hat bloc...
Posted by Andrew X. Friedhof on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:29:00 PST |
Phrase that Can Now Be Uttered Aloud Thanks to the Advent of the Mobile Phone |
"I am on a bus!"
Posted by Andrew X. Friedhof on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:17:00 PST |
Taps all folks!! |
It is often said that new technology, such as the internet, has made communication easier. But how easy has it made it really? To find out I sat down with my shower taps for a "interweb-based cha...
Posted by Andrew X. Friedhof on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:25:00 PST |
Full Marx to all! (?) |
True Discoveries: Karl Marx Long Lost Poems (completely true)
Karl Marx. Probably the funniest of all the Marx brothers, or as I like to call them: the Marks brothers (when said verbally this...
Posted by Andrew X. Friedhof on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:10:00 PST |
Hilarious Blog Worth Reading (working title) |
This blog brought to you by the Dan Brown's exhilarating sequel to The Da Vinci Code The Wing Dings Incident: Can you crack the code before the evil, yet helpful, catholic albino paper...
Posted by Andrew X. Friedhof on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:05:00 PST |
Bottom 8 proposed introductions to the soap opera Days of our Lives |
Bottom 8 proposed introductions to the soap opera "Days of our Lives"
1. "Like sand through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives."
2...
...1345. "Like a robot dolphin throu...
Posted by Andrew X. Friedhof on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:41:00 PST |
Album Titles considered by the Beatles as plausible alternatives to Sgt. Peppers" (plausible) |
Specialist Senior Airman Bay Leaf's reticent Intestines Club Band
Master Gunnery Sergeant Basil's isolated Prostates Club Band
Fleet Admiral Peppercorn's unescorted Wombgroins Club Band
Senio...
Posted by Andrew X. Friedhof on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:57:00 PST |
Torture and other nonsense |
Torture Methods that would work on me, Andy Friedhof, if I was ever imprisoned at Guantanomo Bay
Cutting the hot water off before I had a chance to wash out the shampoo
&nb...
Posted by Andrew X. Friedhof on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST |
