LOREN [camping in san onofre]

HELLO! MY NAME IS LOREN. YOURS IS?
Hello youuu:) Well I just got done with my junior year in high school and I really don't know how I feel about that. I'm hoping that this summer will be one to remember and I know it will also be a very hard one to face. Some people have impacted me in ways that I can't even explain(you know who you are) and I thank them for that with all of my heart. Jesus is my one and only savior and I owe everything I have to him. He's opened my eyes and has effected my life so greatly that it's insane. I love to go to church because I'm always learning new things while having an awesome time with friends. I really do believe that I'm changing, some people notice it and I know that it's all for the better. Growing up is part of life and I'm starting to love it, even though I'm still really freaked out about it in a way. No more saying "I want to be a kid forever," because experiencing life is so much more rewarding. No joke.
MY INSIDE JOKE BOX
in da pool with jackie! her feet on my face(ew) and me not knowing wat to do underwater....=] bolsa chicaaaa! and st. peter by the sea! and st. john...lol ahha
"so simple" hah im a freaking asian
SEA WORLD!>>>"52 is a slutmingo" stalkingo, and flubmingo? hah uhh jason? cotton candy! and almost dying on atlantis when they used us as testing dummies. crazyy car drive there and back. hah kim. THE GREAT ESCAPE! my throat hurts...!
freakking forgetting sara marshall has a ton of them! that movie is amazing!
"yea thats what i want to do...i just dont know...what to do..." ahah blaine
"want some NERDS!!??" put them in blaines mouth...then bree throws one @ his eye. lol
"where did he goooooo!?!?" haha kirdy and her line of little people. and then kristins mom driving off without us just so she can see us run. ahhaha
"your mom likes peanut buther and jelly waffles!"
"ehhh he's alright"
"eyy you!" oh JUDY
"are you on chestnut street or illinois?"
loren-"how did he know who i was with?" kim-"hmmm i wonder...." lol
"du dum du dum du dum du du du" shark!
"foot."(drink)
"hello annoying."
"ichi-ni-son-chee-goh-roku-chichee-hache-kyoo-jyoo"
"owww my life!"
"jerkara. jerkface. same thing."
"i want an inside joke!" -Haillie
"dup"
"hey look! its loren....(fish sucking on the tank)haha"
"What the he'yll?!?"
"brain-same!"
"we're bringing polaroids back...yeah! those other cameras don't know how to flash...yeah! they think they're so cool with their hott flash...yeah! but they don't got it like we gots...yeah!"
"internet." ahah kenny
"kader!!!" oh kimmi
"peaches with jesus....ohh man"
"ring ring, is that you on the phone?"
"ping ping pong"
"tits"
"clap yo hands and say yeah...yeah!"
"but im sick..."
"sucking too hard on your lollipop....oh loves gonna get you down"
"yeah number 4!"-peach
"mario party....brinngggg! 10 pts!"
screaming in dales car....rawr chika chika(rapping lion)"thats wat i say to loren all the time..."
"extreme virgins" (stabie and kim)
"true colors=incognito"
"the communist country of hawaii"
"sicky sicky gnar gnar"-megans friend
"scheezer"
"Dl/Jk babies"
"eww megan u spit in my mouth!"
"dont drop the coke zero"
"you run to the fridge"
"vinlobomandalo! vinlobomandalo! "
"big papa dale" -kim(tits) ahahhah omg
"ohhh bumblebee"
"pineapples and american flags....ohh man"
"it was 90% you...10% audience...." ohh derek...amber cracks up over this...
"thompson"
"thats salty/healthy"
"did they not have tampons back then??........ooo wait i meant condoms!!!" ahahah charlie chaplin
"sex with socks"
"amandas so tight it tickles"
"to dav"-alvin & the chipmunks
"hola, me llamo alvin. yo quiero un hoola hoop."
"dave can i sleep with you? i had a nightmare."-theodore
"sometimes we go camping..." -WW1 movie
"what are you doing?"-ace venture-black dude/liz
"matt damonnnnn!"
"why does it smell like the devils lettuce??"
"are you sad!??!?!"(hah vinny)
"pineapple!!!" =]
"she used to be a brown-haired person"
"Look! It's a bunny!!!"
D-S-D..."dolphins save donuts!!!"
"hamster balls!!!!"
"everyone has little secrets......i have mine......(whispers)i have hepatitas C"
"im just a girl looking at a boy hope-ing well fall madly in love...."(totally werid&awkward face expression)
"i have the same video...pretty much!"..."betch"
(demon voice) "I hate you." -Liz
"Awww...he kept the pic!" (me+carissa)
"Dont be what you were"
"Harry Pottieeee"
Kettle corn mouth explosion
"devil child, devil child"
"i cant sleep...i cant eat..." "you cant eat!??! come inside."
"lets go to ben&jerrys and DO SOMETHING!"
"wow...you got really tanner!"
"JJ...Jolts of Joy"
"your just using me for my soft hands..." "nooo"
"i love this song!!"(to like every song)
"is that neccesary??" grrrr
(i clap my hands like a seal) collin-"art art im Loren" loren-"why am i a seal??" garret-"cuz u were clapping like one...." loren-"ooo wen did i do that??" hah
(two bee's attacked me...and i totally flipped out)
"oo a dollar!!" "we're SHARING that!!!"
"if you wanna be my lover....." "wat? its catchy"
"go back to the party...bring me back some drugs."
"score one for the normals!!!"
*yawns* you know you yawn when you are low on oxygen? THEN I NEED OXYGEN!!! Water has oxygen in it right? H2O!!! *drinks water* hahaha
Scared Loren when she was trying to scare me haha on the bridge by the waterfall
CREEPY OLD LADY WHO SOLD GOOD FUNNEL CAKES!!!
KID SPITTING ON PEOPLE GOING BY ON BIGFOOT RAPIDS, YOUTUBE DIS SHIT!!!
BIG PICKLE!!!
RIBS MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER???
WAKA LAKA ON JAGUAR!!!
GUY LAUGHED AT LOREN AND SHE WAVED BACK AND SO DID HE HAHA ON BIGFOOT RAPIDS!!!
SPRITE AND WATER TASTES LIKE OTTER POPS or something like that!!!
JOLTS OF JOY, J.J.s!!! ( about Garret lol)
MIRACLE TICKET LADY!!!
(shove fat kid) "hey! i spent $4 on that!!"
"Im in love with a girl named Miley Stewart..." "Aohohohohoohoh!!!" Hannah freaking Montana!
"SLURPPPPP.....PAP!!!" ahah <3 estrogen gang - roscoe
"I HAVE TO PEE!!!!!" "Then go pee" "NO!! i dont wanna..."
"Omg im gonna pee on you!!! put me down!"
"can can can you do the can can.....da da da da da da(wrap leg around skylar)hah!
"Franklin!!"
Kicking Skye off the bench at the bowling alley.
"Little shadow!!!! blue thingys..."
"we dont belong here....THEY do....but WE dont" haha skylar
"FLYING HAMSTERS!!!"
"What's that one drink...um Pink Lemonade? Pink Lemonade? Nooooooo.....ummm ill have water, no wait I want Pink Lemonade." -me ahahah islands
"Lets go Peeee"
"Trite en da Booksa" haha Skye
"No it wasnt really slutty, it was more love than anything....Slutty Love!!!"
"P.S. Im 18. "
"What would you like ADHD?"
"We're on a improv team BIOTCH!!!"-ME
"No I think you look Indian, Indian(ahbabaabhaha) not Indian(points to forehead)-Ryan again(hes freaking hilarious
"I like the pp's"-Ryankeel
"Ya i Was Surprised Too...I Dont Like Liars...Maybe We Can Be Friends...I Just Dont Like Secrets...Omg Skye That Was So Funny"
"EWWWWWWW....thats cool."
"wow it looks like a basketball!" (haha me n Jason at the same time)
Ooo a peanut!!!
"Did you say my pillow was squishy? Or did i dream that??"-Jess
"Whats wrong with her?" "Idk...I think its caffeine withdrawl...caffeines like crack to white people."
"Look... It's Friction!"-Muah
"Hey was checking u out..." "And.....why wouldnt he?" lol
We Should Do It.....The Paper.-Blaine
"It Tastes Like Turtles"
O look, an american boy!!! *snap snap* Haha Joshy
Lo-"OMG!!!!!(phil almost hits another car)its 855!!" Phil-"omg Loren!!! dont do that!!" Val-"no that clocks fast..." Lo-"o ok." :D
"their bringing fat back...ya!!"
Charades...val/phil - (3, movie, pirates) Me -"wat? tampon?"
"ive got chills!!!"
".....naked!"
"...in bed"
"Boy ew Boy ew Boy ew Boy ew Boy ew Amanda......hmmmm"
Bubblycakes!!!!
I LOVE VAMPIRES!!!!! <3
"you cant get this...." haha joseph
"I love English accents.....dissapearrrrr....patner!...Londan..."
"did u take care of it..." "yarg" "is he still moving?" (pause) "narg..." (pause) "ok" ...whew lol HOT FUZZ
Im a christmas colored uterus on a kangaroo? What the hell? - LoLa Desiree
wow loren ur amazing.....teach me ur ways - Blaine
"Red headed kid!!!!"
"uhh is she pregnant?" "no...she just got fat...!"(haha stupid kyle...ily)
"THE LAST ORANGE..."-kyle
"no no Celso Im veryy verry dissapointed in u" "why?" "no no im not talking to you...go way eh?"
(Jacob smells goooood....and so does Raul/haha phermones)
"Why is it whenever i hug you i feel like a lesbian??"
"awww they're soo cute! I want one!" val-"lets just take this one..."
"around the tree......or not."
"hey i thought this was supposed to be tic tac toe....wow things sure have changed since our day..."
"me n val swinging.....she stops....lil boy stops..."
"swings...haha"
"secret loverrs...." haha Celso
"He's sooo ....ADORABLE!" :D
"Do you want to spend the night?" "No."
"Hey thats a song from Lion King" "The First or second?" "uh He Is Not One Of Us......the second one!"
"this is a good idea"..."ya once we already licked them!!!"
"i borrowed one of your....your ugh...ya." -Channing Tatum
"You know um...eh..ya..ugh...you know what I mean?" -Kristin Cavallari
Every 5 seconds..."ahahahahahah"
"side cramps are contagious...sorry Bree"
Edison Track Meet..."gotta rock like this, rock like this!!!" haha des :D
"UtERUS!!!!!!"
"eww u have red hair Kyle!!!"..."eww u have red-ish hair!!!" haha
Tampon on the bus...lol:/
"omg you go 2 Marina? I love you!...but our school sux..."
"marshmellows are weapons when you buy them from the 99 cents store"
"that was a cool." - michael
(me kyle michael watching 300) "haha theres an arrow rite in the middle of that guy's &%#$@!!!" lol
Anthony "Cupcake!!!"
"stinky bugs with their butts in the air..."
"valerie just becuz something seems a certain way, it doesn't mean it's right...i mean u SEEM like a slut...but hey, im not judging..." lol
"running in the big silver tube thingys...."
ARROYA DISTANCE CARNIVAL!!-"Valerie are u gonna go on the bus?!?" ...."Ya we all are..." (Val bites my ice cream) "So is it good? Cuz i cant taste it..." "IM GONNA SHAVE MY UTERUS/OMG UR SUCH A UTERUS!" "The fact the your whispering just makes me more intriged." 6:30am Called Pat. "Pat?" "Wat?!" "What time are we supposed to be at Marina?" "8:00!" "O... ok bye then:/..." Desiree. "Ok this blanket on top n this one on bottom" (Emmy lands on me n des) Des"omg u touched my boob!" Loren"and i have to pee and your on my uterus!" (Dave throws a shoe at me) "Hey stop trying 2 hit my uterus!" Me n Des "we're cold!!!" Dave "then put a sweater on!" "no im gonna get wat i want!" Me looking directly at the sun....Des"ewwww stop!" Haha "emmy snorts, desiree drools, and im just weird!" Ohio - "yeah her name is Alice" (stalker guy) Leydi(tiki cup with papaya smoothie!) "Hmmm i want...(5 min. later) huh idk..." smoothie guy - "ok lets flip a coin...heads is strawberry" (lands on heads) "k i want papaya!!!" :] [Distance Carnival in Aurora] Pat "Ya theres gonna be a ferris wheel..." Loren "Omg really?" Pat "Uh no"
"Perfect usage of the oooooo" -val
"Rainbow or Black? hmmmmmm..."
"Lets get some shoes/Im gonna bitchslap u shitbag!"
"Charlie...Charlie.....Charlie!!" "wat im rite here?!?" "we're on a bridge Charlie!!!"
Collin - "Honey Lasts Forever...It Never Spoils."
Disneyland Funnies -Jewish song&dance/in and out burger/foooood!(ugh...)/Nats&picture/falling on the floor cuz we ate 2 much/mexican food/"i Need To PEEE!!!(before going on space mountain...lol)/our "after" pic on space mount./Pirate pictures on the ride+"5 pence...6!...no 10!"(bidding 4 a wench)/"ya down by the burger king guy"/The "PILLOW" that we "GOT" from the pirate ship.../Sean in the canoe..."hey sean!!"& got soaked in the butt.../Buzz Lightyear is flying into space!/More foood!/(jumping in and off the trolley car)/Madahorn - the snowman spit on me!/Me-"do u no how bad that is 4 u!!!" (eats it)/The poop Deck..lol :>>>>>] wow ...funn day
Black Tie Affair Funnies - Chocolate covered strawberries/"bigchunk!!!(haha alex)"/Me taking the die and poker chip/Alex-"o. was that crystal?!?"
GAP(not gay and proud) person for sure
"oooooooooo" haha me n val "ur in trouble!"
"gheesh dont u hate it wen a guy puts a pic of his stomach on myspace?"(Me -"ya!" stares at pic) :]
"huh...i dreamed of begging... was it for mercy?"
Me n Bree @ the Mall - "eww i didnt no wat 2 do cuz i had my drink in my hand but the floor was gross n so i had 2 hold it!" & "Meowwwwwww.....lol(in the sauna)" & "See's Candies 4 Halloween!!!" & "omg we r sooo GAP people" :]
"omg u look like Mr. Burns!!!"
"Im the Amazing Facts Girl" :]
"And Now Your Like Kissing His Best Friend"
"Duck Duck Duck.....Bitch."
"Rock and Rule!!!-Jason Dolley(hottttt!!!)"
"o Derosa!!! That makes sooo much more sense..."
"oooo can i play?....idk can u hack it?"
"Matt-"Hey Look Loren Its Cancer!"(points 2 leg) Loren-(looks at leg)"Where!?!""
"Garret your so seductive!"
"TRACK FUNNIES : 100% Cotton...u eat cottonballs?!?/ Bagels!!!/Hebewwwww!/"you got jacked!" (celso, jamie, chris, jack in the box cup...)/"hey its a bird..."(looks up) :) "
"Hey Its A u And A f.......F U!"
"Its A Triangle...No Wait...A Square!!! Omg Noooo! LINE SEGMENT!!!!!"
"Dum Dum You Better Run Run!!!"
"Loren -"Valerie Valerie Valerie Valerie!!!", Ryan -"Valerie?", Valerie -"Wat?""
"Go ahead n fart...its a free country"
"Wouldnt it b funny if you clicked a sentence and it had our voices?"
"Let me guess...your not even done with sentence one?"
"I finally farted"
"haha i Fell"
"Ill bite you, ewwwwww.....i dont wanna touch you tho!"
"LORENdoll"
"omg...You Wrote Those Down?"
"Be Quiet Everyone...Charlie's Trying To Speak!"
"ewwwww your greasy!!!!!...ahahahaha!!"
"Im A Blowfish....poooof!"
"I believe in Danc-a!"
"Dancing Is My LIFE!!!!.......My Life!!!!"
"honey...im Sooo glad you had sex with that dance pervert!"
"o shit, not yet? My Bad..."
"what r u doing? u want me..."
me n val both run 2 bathroom...she goes in wrong one... "ha. loser" n start cracking up
"we're only 15 and already getting hit on at bars."
"a fool is required 2 open this hatch"...
"the things Jordan will do 4 50 cents".....
"sugAR n coffee!!!!!"
"monks on pch"
"i like apples n bananas...n, i like 2 smoke marajuana"
"corn n potatoes"
"hebew"
"thanx, but we got a hand full of ice" :)
"brittany got stuck in the water ride"
"Miles Away from Dakota"
"No...she die..."
"batteries......didnt make dolly break"
"chuBby whuBby"
*Fucking Cups......*&*Little SpermIES*(the 4rth, o6')
"kitchen"
"pooh"
"henry breakapart"
"one saturday morning"
"SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!"
"I had a mini stoke...but it felt good"
"George n Fluff"
"...but i just copied!"
"u left it in the pizza box..."
"Look wat u made me say!..."

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