Click Yes if you like :-) |
Click Yes if you like :-) Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:41:00 GMT |
Hair cut |
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.
The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work."
The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the doo... Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:16:00 GMT |
The Bathtub Test |
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started:
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was whic... Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:03:00 GMT |
Heaven |
Sent to me by my very republican Texan.......
See, even republicans can have a sense of humor !! :-)
LOL
Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You... Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:54:00 GMT |
Company for dinner |
Honey" said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper.""What? Are you crazy? The House is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fa... Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:46:00 GMT |
Everything has a gender... |
You may not know this but all nonliving things have a gender.Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everythingin, but you can see right through them.Copiers are Female, because once turned off, itt... Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:42:00 GMT |
Mr. Smith goes to the Doc. |
Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The lab tech says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the sample... Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:36:00 GMT |
This is beautiful! Try not to cry... |
Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did al... Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:27:00 GMT |
A Cowgirl |
> A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas,> walks into a bar and> orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of> the room, drinking a> sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them,> ... Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:21:00 GMT |
For old people |
>>GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER>> >1. Sag, you're It.>2. Hide and go pee.>3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.>4. Kick the bucket.>5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.>6. Musical re... Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:16:00 GMT |