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Clarissa Explains It All

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About Me

Finding Irony in Life... among other things...Bigfoot driving south on I-95? ...

My Interests

playtime and playmates, adventures, drum circles, outdoor things, nighttime things, morning things, beach things, mountain things, full moons, trees, water, grass, sand, rock, fire, snow, rain, sun, ... I love road trips, although I'm also a huge fan of transpuddle flights, especially when served with free drinks and mini nuts.

I'd like to meet:

DEFINITELY WHO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO MEET

Music:

Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Sade, Björk, Doves, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Metric, Bebel Gilberto, Stars, Sigur Rós, Air, Notwist, Pinback, Blonde Redhead, Modest Mouse, Interpol, Elliot Smith, Nick Drake, Pixies, Deathcab for cutie, Postal Service, Denali, Engine Down, Hooverphonic, Morcheeba, Olive, Soulstice, Tristeza, East Hundred, Gypsy Kings, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Ms. John Soda, Mr. Scruff, Röyksopp, Muddy Waters, BB King, Stevie Wonder, the clientele, The sea and cake, just to name a few...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Tombstone, Fear and Loathing, Top Gun, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Dancer in the Dark, Wonder Boys

Television:

hmm, currently a sucker for silly mtv reality shows, entourage, sopranos, the office, extras, six feet under, and a anything fun that's OnDemand when I'm feelin vertically challenged

Books:

books by Tom Robbins, Hunter S. Thompson, G. Orwell, T. Wolfe, K. Kesey; J. Frey; K Vonnegut; W Burroughs; Ishmael, My Ishmael, Story of B, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Harry Potter, Into the Wild, Naked Lunch,,, currently reading psychology textbooks

Heroes:

my parents...family...and other things too

My Blog

Ecclectic Pagan

You scored as Ecclectic Pagan. A veritable blend of all the pantheons and perhaps a dash of a few other religions as well, you're the versitile Ecclectic Pagan. You have no problem wearing an ankh w...
Posted by Clarissa Explains It All on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

another personality test

Introverted (I) 52.63% Extroverted (E) 47.37% Intuitive (N) 62.86% Sensing (S) 37.14% Feeling (F) 56.1% Thinking (T) 43.9% Perceiving (P) 60.47% Judging (J) 39.53% INFP -  "...
Posted by Clarissa Explains It All on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

ARE YOU PISSED?

ARE YOU PISSED? (drunk)The Five Stages Of Drunkenness And Sobering Up DRINKING:Stage 1 - CLEVER: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know ev...
Posted by Clarissa Explains It All on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:57:00 PST

george bush sings Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2

George Bush singing "Sunday Bloody Sunday" Thanks to http://onegoodmove.org and Rx @ http://thepartyparty.com/       ;         ...
Posted by Clarissa Explains It All on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST

you know you're from Philly when....

You Know You're From Philadelphia When...You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice.You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie".You hate the RedskinsYou hate Dallas.You reali...
Posted by Clarissa Explains It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You Know You're From Virginia When...

You Know You're From Virginia When...Speed limits are just suggestions You have at least two friends who have no idea what their relatives do...because its "top secret" government workMost of your sen...
Posted by Clarissa Explains It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

October; Loves those who loves them

this one is actually pretty true about most people i know. weird.Pick the MONTH that you were born in and post.. Your friends might understand you better....JANUARY:Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitiou...
Posted by Clarissa Explains It All on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what color aura was i?

Your Aura is BlueSpiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.The purpose of your life: showing lov...
Posted by Clarissa Explains It All on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

Ten thoughts to ponder

Passed on from Nicholas's post,,,, funny shit. :)Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 8 - Men have two emotio...
Posted by Clarissa Explains It All on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 10:19:00 PST

Naughty Horoscopes

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that m...
Posted by Clarissa Explains It All on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:15:00 PST