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Dirty D

Being impressive since 1978

About Me

I think that if it's funny, than it's worth it; no matter at what cost. People that snore really loud scare me sometimes. and by sometimes I mean always. A good nights sleep is very underrated. I like hot sauce; on almost anything. Except that my esophagus hates me so I'm constantly conflicted.I like kissin, kursing, kookin, killin it, pretty much anything with a K, kuz I keeps it real. I like doods that occasionally scratch themselves and have some bad habits. Why? again, kuz I keeps it real.I like to go see a disgusting horrors movie alone, eat sushi in the theater, then challenge myself not to throw up. Either way I always win.I feel like I spend a big portion of my life looking for restrooms, don't you? I want to move but I don't want to go anywhere, except for anywhere.I prefer guitar strings to jewelry and fun times to fancy dinners, why? Oh I think you know...My bark is about the same as my bitehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/dana_pictures/

My Interests

puppets. traveling. movies. making music. I like improv. and sci fi. and toys. and ninja frogs.

I'd like to meet:

See the thing above about doods with bad habitsGrimace, snufelufagus, carl sagan, Alf, Jennifer Love Hewitt so I can spit in her eye for no good reason

Music:

been feelin Solomon Burke and good shiz like that

Movies:

Horror and sci-fi are my jam. But I love a good comedy dats fo sho.

Television:

Lost, Heroes, The Hills (shhh), shows about the wonders and horrors of nature. Currently watching Rock of love; them bitches are cuh-razy!, shows about how we made the earth mad and now it is going to destroy us

Books:

Reading is Funduhmental.Currently reading The Man who mistook his wife for a hat and other clinical tales

Heroes:

Doug Williams

My Blog

my neighborhood

My neighborhood is pretty safe I'd say. There have been the occasional rape or mugging but luckily I've never been involved with either. So last night I'm walking from the train alone as I often do ...
Posted by Dirty D on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:19:00 PST

oh shit

Thought I just watched a Lifetime movie starring Hillary Duff but it turned out to be a Hillary Duff movie on Lifetime. I feel so dirty.
Posted by Dirty D on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

Invaluable Information:

If you're going to break up with someone, try not to accidentally send them a text message saying so. While you might initially think that it was good for the person to have seen it coming, in fact, ...
Posted by Dirty D on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST