LET THE TALE BEGINS....Once Upon a time in the middle of Java Island, four freaky turtles were born. Then a stupid Rat named Master Spleenter unite and teached them how to make such goooooddd music. He gave them special super power weapons,to fight against Shreader, Krang, and their moron undirected oldskull fake rockstars who spread horrible rock toxic in their city.The first turtle got microphone as his weapon. With a "not bad" voice, he was settled as vocalist. However, Master Spleenter thought that this turtle couldn't sing well. The turtle has no pitch control and vibrations. So, "Ok, just sing Hip Hop!", said Master Spleenter.The second one got a guitar. "You can rock your enemies using this shit!", Master Spleenter said. So the turtle started to learn how to play melodies. He learned so hardly everytimes. Master Spleenter also teached him special secret technics that he got from Malmsteen, Slash, Joe Satriani, Adolf Hitler and Homer Simpson.Meanwhile, the third turtle was so desperate that he couldn't play any music instrument. He couldn't play any melody, couldn't recognize any sounds... So he became so angry, and in the middle of his madness, he started to hit anything using his hands. He hit the walls, he hit the doors, even hit his own head. "Wait...!! That's it! You will play drums..!!" Master Spleenter said.The last turtle, ready or not, he got bass guitar. This turtle didn't think if he will become a rockstar. He prefered to be a bad ass playboy turtle. Bothering female turtles, playing with condoms and viagra, doing hedonism shits everyday... Untill Master Spleenter advised him "You won't be a playboy legend! You can't beat Bond, Presley, Tom Cruise, even Britney Spears! Your destiny is to be a rockstar together with your friends..! Remember that!"And after all turtles ready, Master Spleenter thought, "Mmm..they're gonna need a female turtle. The bitchy one. The one who has big boobs, sexy ass, and yummy flava.....!"So there are five freaky turtles. The chosen turtles who prepared to face the battles against Shreader's baaaaaad rockstars. And the war is about to begin........UNTILL NOW!!! Hoyya Mojja...!!!!!
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