venting... |
Ok, so i'm sick and tired of people assuming that i get ahead in life b/c of my looks. Yes, I have large breasts...so what?! Apparently in our society, the bigger the boobs, the smaller th...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:00:00 GMT |
Can't cry hard enough World Trade Center |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KonFRhqbj2I
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:26:00 GMT |
Something like that... |
IT WAS SAID...5,000 years ago Moses said, "pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the promised land.200-plus years ago George Washington said, "Get off your ass, ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:31:00 GMT |
The Pastor's Ass |
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and, on being told there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to buy one and enter it in the races. > > &...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:45:00 GMT |
The Ultimate Senior Moment |
this shits funny
Body:
Police Log This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida... an elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four male...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:59:00 GMT |
Hmmm....Really Makes You Think..... |
Ever Wonder?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put mascara on with their mouths closed?Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why is "abbreviated...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 14:45:00 GMT |
If Only... *lol* |
A Case For More Beer
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural se...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 14:43:00 GMT |
Thought provoking questions... |
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?Why do we say somet...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:52:00 GMT |
STUDY DONE |
A study conducted by Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.For instance, if she is ovula...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:45:00 GMT |
Top Ten Acronyms Least Used in Personal Ads |
Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads
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10. JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike 9. CWP -- Cigar-Wielding President 8. MSG S/G W/B M/F KOPWPFYB -- Moonwalking Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/B...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:48:00 GMT |
