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Pancake

About Me

I was born in Ethiopia to a small family of cannibals. Thankfully I escaped before they ate me. I crawled onto the back of a big fish and it took me to New York where a little girl found me in the sewer and brought me to the Partridge family's doorstep. I lived with them for a couple months but couldn't handle the pressure of perfection so I left and joined the circus. While training an elephant, I was crushed, and Bozo the clown brought me to the hospital in Brooklyn where Shaniqua took me in and taught me how to survive the streets of this harsh city. I thanked her and moved to Central Park where I sleep under a bridge with a troll named Elmo.

My Interests

I climb trees and chase zebra during the day and I walk on a stage with Candy at Lucky Chang's at night... and mer. we cannot forget the mer. Have become partial to roses. Love orchids. John Derian is a god. Sing and dance in the shower. Biggest pet peeve is people that wear sunglasses at night, in clubs and in airports... basically anywhere there isn't sun.. Movie nachos are amazing. I mean, all nachos are amazing, but movie nachos are reallllly great. Don't like using tablespoons. Love a good glass of red. Broccoli is sooo good. Hellmans... and only Hellmans. Have started to like sun dried tomatoes. Am very sarcastic. Think fork is a really funny word. Am getting better at using chopsticks but can't be held accountable if food goes flying. Am one of those grammar correcting assholes. Red leichester cheese is amazing. Suck at using knives. Sit in the sink to pluck my eyebrows. My favorite flowers are white peonies. Think sporks are the best invention ever. Love spinach. Boar's Head... and only Boar's Head. Don't like sun dried tomatoes. Sainsbury's morrocan style cous cous is amaaaazing. Hot milk with honey is amazing when sick.. Am actually starting to like cauliflower. Procrastination should be my middle name. Vanilla is a waste of my time. Really want a french bull dog. Chocolate is my life. Really cannot get over the fact that Johnny Depp is only 5'7. Allergic to bananas but I eat them anyway. Become pissy when running late. Dance and sing in the shower. The chocolate room at Liberty is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Love banana nut bread. Could eat a deli sandwich daily. Jacket potato with cheese and beans is just about my favorite thing. Thai food is my life. Love to travel. My favorite seat on the bus is the front upstairs. Love to walk. Love bubblegum. Hate fake people. Love elephants. Love my friends. Don't have a lot of them. Hate makeup. Love vintage. Hate high heels. Love cowboy boots. Love music. Hate sitting anywhere near the front of a movie theatre. Love Harry Potter. Love blowing bubbles. Don't like Lord of the Rings. Love apple sauce. Granny smith apples rock my socks off. Love green grapes. Love the color green. Patchouli is amazing. Despise political correctness. Hate the color pink. Obsessed with green tea. Love camping. Love the smell of candles when you blow them out. Hate when the knees of my jeans and leggings become baggy. Too trusting. Naive. Love thunderstorms. Gullible. Feel glamorous when I drink orange juice out of a wine glass. Love to wear dresses. Scared of the dark. If I think someone is going to hurt me I start to distance myself from them. Love the smell of rain. Facetious is a great word. Petrified of haunted houses... won't even go into the cheesy ones at carnivals. Love weird movies and black comedy. Like the word 'whilst.' Branston pickle is the most amazing creation to grace this planet. Look like an idiot when I try to kickbox. Have fractured my tibia three times. Don't take showers everyday. Toblerone = amazinggg. Chocolate bubble tea is amazing. Wait months before doing laundry. Really random. Very silly. Whitecross street is an undiscovered gem. Obsessed with my orange converese. Like to skip down the street sometimes if I am really happy. Love to take bubble baths and don't get out until I am all wrinkly. Can be an overly emotional twat. See everything in color. Black and white is boring. Am one of those annoying people that read their book whilst walking down the street. ABC Home is heaven. Say 'amazing' and 'phenomenal' way too much. Hate when it's so cold that my gum and lip balm freeze. My dream car is a 1957 Jaguar XKE convertible. Try to take the positive out of situations but can be overly optimistic and get disappointed frequently. Thought that the lyrics to 'Got Yourself a Gun' were 'got yourself for good' for about two years. Talk with my hands. Pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks is more than an addiction at this point. Think turtles are weird. If I had a fireplace, I would never leave my house. Lila Mcduff looks like a cow. Have no tolerance for rude people. Love dogs. Get headaches if I don't have coffee in the morning. Caramel macchiatos are my life. Love to cook. Gasoline smells amazing to me. Hate large events where I am forced to mingle. Dance like no one's watching. Don't drink enough water. Mozarella balls are amazing. I could spend hours in Anthropologie looking at door knobs. Serendipity's peanut butter pie is superb. Smile and make stupid noises at every single dog I see on the street. Am a horrendous dancer. Moody. Appreciate the little things in life. Love kids. My dog is my life. Love rollercoasters. Love old houses with wooden creeky floors.. an extra bonus if there is exposed brick. Thrill seeker. Am a horrendous mingler. Love to ski. Love banana milkshakes. Love toothbrushes. Fall and spring are my life. Summer and winter suck my toes. Hate roses. Obsessed with chocolate brownies at fresh and wild.. Have ADD and half the time I have no clue what people are saying to me... Eat way too much cheese than is good for me. The Cyclone is still the best rollercoaster around. Have a new dog named Noah. Like fish decorations but think fish are weird as pets. Like black and white tiles. Love snowballs- you know, the little cakes by Hostess. Wear too much black. Noah's name is now Blackie. Blackie is a terrible name. Kat and I made up a world of trolls that live in our old apartment in Islington and Pancake is their pet troll dog. Liza makes the best chocolate cake ever.

I'd like to meet:

a chocolate milk producing cow

Music:

the who, the cure, acdc, the clash, blue oyster cult, enya, guns n roses, led zeppelin, joy division, aerosmith, metallica, mum, girl talk, phil collins, the doors, k's choice, jimi hendrix, placebo, the shins, babyshambles, manic street preachers, radiohead, rolling stones, red hot chili peppers, feist, postal service, deftones, ratatat, the libertines, air, coldplay, frank sinatra, tori amos, scissor sisters, sia, enigma, frou frou, yeah yeah yeahs, nirvana, arcade fire, ella fitzgerald, feist, white stripes, kaiser chiefs, robots in disuise, smashing pumpkins, modest mouse, kate bush, transistor, interpol, yanni, pixies, muse, bjork, chicks on speed, the streets, sovereign, franz ferdinand

Movies:

valley of the dolls, control, whatever happened to baby jane, quadrophenia, cache, happiness, repulsion, taxi driver, sherry baby, les choristes, a clockwork orange, the 25th hour, boondock saints, see no evil hear no evil, die mommie die, death becomes her, housesitter, amelie, fight club, american history x, the illusionist, mulholland drive, drop dead fred, suicide kings, half nelson, welcome to the dollhouse, me you and everyone we know, rocky horror picture show, harry potter (yes all of them), american psycho, anything with edward norton or christian bale

Television:

i was hungry the other day, so i ate my telly

Books:

valley of the dolls, schotts original miscellany, the alchemist, the life of pi, the great gatsby, everything by sophie kinsella, on beauty, white teeth, time traveler's wife, a short history of tractors in ukranian, a clockwork orange, jane eyre, harry potter (all of them), the trial, dolores, the most beautiful woman in town and other short stories

Heroes:

gizmo