Everything you think you know about me is true. I am an evil, twisted devil-worshipper. I sacrifice kittens and babies, then dance naked, covered in their blood, around a bonfire, calling upon the great old ones to smite the blessed and raise the wicked to immortal supremacy on earth. Plus, your slut of a daughter gangbangs me and my friends on your dinner table, in exchange for crack cocaine. I hate puppies, flowers, apple pie, mom, and everything American, especially the president. But, most of all I hate you with a murderous passion you could barely understand with your limited intellect. Everything you feared about me is true. Oh, and I know where you live!
