Damn shorty look good and i'm thinkin bout gettin at her (okay) Time to whistle at her Ay girl you make my whistle blow
Lisa Raye, Remy Martin & Dame DashFucking Classic!
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Yea i like goin to the movies, i went to see a SCARY MOVIE and i saw this girl that i met 48 HOURS ago or was it 9 AND A 1/2 WEEKS. you know i didn't have TOTAL RECALL. when she came up her hair look like she jump out of TALES FROM THE CRYPT. her lips was THE COLOR PURPLE and her skin needed POWDER she had a SCARFACE she wasn't a PRETTY WOMAN. she said hey BIG DADDY you wanna go for a BOOTY CALL. i said thats a INDESCENT PROPOSAL that if i took her up on it i'll end up RAW and COMING TO AMERICA. she said come on dre. i said wait a minute baby let me check my X-FILES, i prolly have to put ur ass on SCHLINDER'S LIST. so i came up with some PULP FICTION and started telling TRUE LIES. i said you know my BOYZ N DA HOOD they GOODFELLAS we wana run a MONEY TRAIN on a SINGLE WHITE FEMALE. you know TELMA AND LUISE make some DEEP IMPACT. well at point she pull out a SWINGBLADE and said SHE GOTTA HAVE IT. well i knew it was A TIME TO KILL. as we was about to FACEOFF she started to show her PRIMARY COLORS. she said she didn't have JUNGLE FEVER but MONEY TALKS. i thought WOO. i felt like i was on SPEED 2. she said come on dre lets take a RIDE to EVE BAYOU. i said foget that its RUSH HOUR, lets make a u-turn and go to JURASSIC PARK. well when we go down there she started ROMANCE THE STONE, ABOVE THE RIM while singing JASON'S LYRIC. well its SOUND OF MUSIC was making my SMALL SOLDIER a LETHAL WEAPON. it was TITANTIC, a VOLCANO, JUICE. my EYES WIDE SHUT. i said this is POETIC JUSTICE and AS GOOD AS IT GETS. till she told me she was THE PREACHER WIFE. i said uhm, more like THE DEVIL ADVOCATE. now i need an EXOCRIST for this DANGERLY ........ so i called my GODFATHER, JOJO HE'S A DANCER. and a CABLE GUY. he said, you know dre I GOT THE HOOK UP but i can get to you until FRIDAY, THE 13TH. i said LIAR LIAR. so i flead like a FUGITIVE, it was A LOW DOWN DIRTY SHAME. she said I'M GONNA GET YOU SUCKA. come back CHARLESTON BLUE. but i was a RUNNING MAN and she was A MENCE TO SOCIETY with a LOVE JONES and didn't know about THE LAST BOY SCOUT but i knew i didn't know HOW TO BE A PLAYER. well i SCREAM, well she SCREAM 2. now we having a CRYING GAME in mysery. but BOYS DON'T CRY and i admit HONEY I BLEW UP THE KIDS and ONE FLEW OVER THE COOCOO'S NEST but that when i went GOOD WILL HUNTING and found ROSEMARY BABY agmongst THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN in the PET CEMETARY but LOOK WHO TALKING? my SIXTH SENSE was telling me what LIES BENEATH this RUNAWAY BRIDE was to give me the SHAFT to SPAWN some RUGRATS. i was GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS.
The Steve Harvey Show, Fresh Prince, Cosby Show, Rap City, 106 & Park, Punk'd, The Wire,
I don't read books i just watch the movies. lol
Its the day ur born and the day u die. The dash in between is life. LIFE IS THE DASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hov dec 4th