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Mustachial Vibrissae

About Me



time is not enough and i can't stand it

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There Ain't No Party Like An Alyson Party.

Me to my sister: "Apparently it's not normal for us to be so... close..."
My sister to me: "Alyson, YOU'RE not fucking normal, so I really don't think it counts for much..."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"you haven't been fucked up until you have gone to a boone farm only party" - Eric Meatloaf John Brown ..

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My Blog

fuck

So, for those of you who don't know, I work a 10-3 M-Th job in a lawfirm.  In theory. In reality, it's whenver then want me to go home. Today I had only a couple things to do.  I got all bu...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Help!

Ok, so, I went in for a consultation for Lasik today with a doctor that seemed very reputable.  That being said, I found this site with his name on it, alongside two LA celebrity doctors, Robert ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:52:00 GMT

Last night...

...I apparently slept on a flashlight.  Now I have a blinding headache which impairs my vision!  The irony!
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:00 GMT

Last night...

...I apparently slept on a flashlight.  Now I have a blinding headache which impairs my vision!  The irony!
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:00 GMT

Not usually

I’m not usually one to be unreasonably scared by any kind of animal, be it a dog or a spider.  I’ve encountered many very dangerous animals in the wild, and been very close to them wi...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:22:00 GMT

The best gig ever!

So, my best gig ever...First of all, awesome WVers Jay Golden (http://www.myspace.com/phantomdown) and Asha Mevlana (http://www.myspace.com/ashaporcelain) were there, as well as Benedikt, who I knew f...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:21:00 GMT

sometimes

Sometimes it just seems like everything is so empty.  No matter what you have, you have to give up so many things you love in order to have it.I suppose the other option is never leaving home, st...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 22:28:00 GMT

Los Angeles is...

Having to leave an hour early to make it to a gig 14  miles away on time.Having fucked up strangers randomly follow you home to pee in your driveway.Cars tailing you and cutting you off at 1am wh...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:37:00 GMT

FUCK

"Habanero peppers: To date these are the Hottest chili peppers know to man, HOT - HOT - HOT. Use extreme caution when using. Marble-shaped chili peppers, ranges in color from ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 14:33:00 GMT

Lately

Lately... a catfight broke out under my house at 6am, and when I went outside, the siamese in my picture was threatening a fluffy white cat.  In slow motion, as I yelled,"HEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY...........
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:57:00 GMT