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You can call me MASTER!

I kissed the cup of life...

About Me

23 year old student of theological pursuits that likes to answer the tough questions such as, "Can God make a rock so heavy that He can't move it?" In order to better answer this question and many more like it, I have enrolled myself in seminary. I figure you get smarter the more loan debt you get into, so what the hey... I must be a genius cuz I'm over $14,000 in the hole (kudos CBC, kudos). I enjoy text messaging wars. I hope to invent a new version of monopoly. It will be called "Bibleopoly" This game is super tight and off the hook because it will include rocking cards such as, "You used your tithe money to gamble... you now owe the church treasurer $500 plus your firstborn child" plus how well you play determines your eternal destination. My favorite game is tetris (on my cellphone)- I am so good I could probably win prize money.if you could see what i could see then you wouldn't believe. i am no longer in awe of the sun. the stars have fizzled and fallen to they're fate. the moon reflects nothing. no seed shall the earth sprout into anything as beautiful. if you could see what i could see then a paradox would be placed upon you. for two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time. your beauty can only be seen by the other. i shall testifyGet Your Own Voice Player Manage

My Interests

bird watching, solitaire, quoting my favorite Anne of Green Gables lines... pretty much anything social... seriously though... decorating, scrapbooking, my attempts at video editing, drama, writing skits, blogging, making people laugh, good conversation, meeting new people, putting things together- NOT!

I'd like to meet:

Clinton & Stacey, Donald Miller, Lauren F. Winner, My Maker, The President of AGTS (been here two years and I'm still waiting...), The creators of the office- I would like to offer up my personal thank you's to them

Music:

Gavin DeGraw, Jack Johnson, Norah Jones, Maroon 5, Rascal Flatts, Kenny Chesney, Chris Tomlin, Jeremy Camp, The Fray, Faith Hill, Shane Bernard, Lauryn Hill, classical- Tchaikovsky, Beethoven , Vivaldi, Stravinsky, Holst, Dvorak

Movies:

Back to the Future/ Indiana Jones Trilogies, The Pianist, Life is Beautiful, Schindler's List, Zoolander, Billy Madison, Dirty Work, Office Space, Italian Job, Notebook, Everafter, Crash, Boondock Saints, umm... My Grandma's Wedding video is pretty tight. I really enjoy following along to the Jesus film with my family Bible.

Television:

CSI, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, Project Runway,America's Next Top Model, The Office, American Idol, LOST, Will & Grace, What Not to Wear, Trading Spaces-basically anything on TLC... so i was thinking "yuck I hate reality TV (you know the reality TV snobs that think they are too good to enjoy the real life misfortunes of others...) when i realized 50% of my shows are reality based. isn't it ironic?

Books:

Zion Chronicles, Bible (NASB), Count of Monte Cristo, Donald Miller, Girl Meets God, Chronicles of Narnia, The Giver, Summer of My German Soldier, Wrinkle in Time, My Utmost for His Highest, The Emerging Church, Anonymous; Jesus' Hidden Years

Heroes:

people who completed their Masters and PhD's (those lucky dogs), My Youth Pastor Matt Anderson (new DYD for Ohio), Vaso Suhodolsky!!!!!

My Blog

HONDURAS!

Friends and Family,In a culture permeated with reality television, fast food, and internet, our worldview has diminished. Today I invite you to expand your worldview with me. This summer, I have been ...
Posted by You can call me MASTER! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:10:00 PST

HONDURAS!

Friends and Family,In a culture permeated with reality television, fast food, and internet, our worldview has diminished. Today I invite you to expand your worldview with me. This summer, I have been ...
Posted by You can call me MASTER! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:10:00 PST

How Natural

..TR style="BORDER-RIGHT: 69c 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: 69c 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: 69c 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: 69c 1px solid; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse"> How Natural Life does not flow like a linea...
Posted by You can call me MASTER! on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:29:00 PST

Dear God

Dear God, If you are there I hope you can hear me still.  I am so tired of fighting and striving to finish this race.  There are too many hurdles to jump over and obstacles to war against.&n...
Posted by You can call me MASTER! on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:59:00 PST

Clay

To be human means to be limited. From the day our eye's first look upon the wonder of creation we are slowly, and often unaware, heading toward our final end. Our bodies weary with age. Hearts lay ...
Posted by You can call me MASTER! on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 04:48:00 PST

First portion of my thesis paper.... feel free to leave feedback

INTRODUCTIONIt is vital Christians be concerned with both sound doctrine and ethical living. However, it is impossible to have one without the other. Doctrine will influence how one lives, and conve...
Posted by You can call me MASTER! on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:03:00 PST

MOVING TIME

OHIO HERE I COME!Most of you probably already knoW but on August 15th, I'll be packing my bags and moving back to Ohio. Wow how crazy is life? Sometimes I think God likes to dump me into the next stag...
Posted by You can call me MASTER! on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST

A Single Step

If every journey starts with a single step, I guess changing the world starts with one life. One life is changed by one moment, the moment they encounter Jesus. But who brings these individuals to t...
Posted by You can call me MASTER! on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:56:00 PST

Yesterday...

How did yesterday become six years? How did Personal Evangelism (my first class at CBC) morph into my final thesis paper at AGTS? When I think of all that I have been through between then and now, I...
Posted by You can call me MASTER! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST

Charlie Horse

I love how Paul compares our relationship with Christ to a race. You do your devotions, go to church, and witness. It feels like you are jumping over every hurdle and at the end of the day, you cross...
Posted by You can call me MASTER! on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:19:00 PST