I'd like to meet:

KENDRA WILKINSON.

SHIRLEY MANSON.

People I wish I could have met:

Music:

Veruca Salt
Letters to Cleo
Björk
Hole
Garbage
Nirvana
Babes In Toyland
Bikini Kill
Jack Off Jill
Nina Gordon
Kay Hanley
Lisa Loeb
Hannah Montana
/Miley Cyrus
Jewel
The Sugarcubes
The Cranberries
Courtney Love
Aerosmith
Sixpence None the Richer
Jenny Owen Youngs
Gin Blossoms
Aly & AJ
Birdbrain
Cruiserweight
Fleetwood Mac
Rob Zombie
Stevie Nicks
Avril Lavigne
Mark Knopfler
& Emmylou Harris
Jerry Lee Lewis [The Killer]
Spiderbait
Dixie Chicks
Madonna
Carly Simon
Lindsay Rush
Throwing Muses
Amy Winehouse
Imperial Teen
Dire Straits
The Dandy Warhols
Transister
The Go! Team
Alice
Tom Petty
Neil Young
Moonpools And Caterpillars
Heather Nova
Marilyn Manson
Melanie Doane
The Beatles
Britney Spears
Alison Krauss
Carole King
Johnny Cash
Spice Girls
KT Tunstall
Martina McBride
Jem
Hoku
S Club 7
Elvis
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Michelle Lewis
Sarah McLachlan
Christina Aguilera
L7
Phoebe Buffay [hahaa And a CRAZZZY amount of soundtracks....

Movies:

Alphabetically...
10 Things I Hate About You
13 Going on 30
200 Cigarettes
300
A League of Their Own
A Scanner Darkly
An American Crime
Anchorman
American Pie
American Pie 2
American Wedding
Annie
An American Haunting
America's Sweethearts
The Amityville Horror
Armageddon
The Babysitters Club
Bad Santa
Bewitched
Billy Madison
Blank Check
The Brave Little Toaster
Beauty & The Beast
Beetle Juice
The Breakfast Club
Bridget Jones's Diary
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Bring It On
Brokeback Mountain
Cabin Fever
Can't Hardly Wait
Carrie
Casper
The Cave
Chasing Amy
Chasing Liberty
Chicago
The Chronicles of Narnia
Clueless
Cold Mountain
Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber
Coyote Ugly
The Craft
Cry_Wolf
Clerks
Cursed
Dancer In The Dark
The Darwin Awards
Dazed & Confused
Dead Silence
Death Proof
Dodgeball
Dogma
The DaVinci Code
D.E.B.S
Dead Calm
Devil in the Flesh
Dick
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
Down With Love
Dracula [Bram Stoker's]
Dr. T and the Women
Edward Scissorhands
Empire Records
Election
Ella Enchanted
Elf
Epic Movie
The Exorcist
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Finding Nemo
Friday the 13th [all]
Friends 'Til the End
Foxfire
Fucking Åmål
Ginger Snaps
Girl, Interrupted
Ghost World
Grandma's Boy
Great Balls Of Fire!
The Great Mouse Detective
The Grudge
The Grudge 2
Halloween [all]
Halloween [Zombie's Version]
Hard Candy
Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter & The Prizoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix
Heathers
Heartbreakers
Hellraiser
House of 1000 Corpses
House of Wax
The Hours
How to Make an American Quilt
The Human Stain
I Know What You Did Last Summer
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Imagine Me & You
The Interpreter
Inventing the Abbotts
Jawbreaker
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jersey Girl
Jesus Is Magic
Josie and the Pussycats
Juno
Kill Bill: Volume One
Kill Bill: Volume Two
Kissing Jessica Stein
Legally Blonde
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde
Leprechaun
Liar, Liar
Little Women
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Loving Annabelle
The Luck of the Irish
Macbeth [1971]
Mary Poppins
Mallrats
Me, Myself & Irene
Mean Girls
Mermaids
Mighty Joe Young
Misery
Mona Lisa Smile
Monster
Moulin Rouge
Mr. Deeds
Mulholland Drive
Mystic Pizza
National Treasure
Never Been Kissed
Not Another Teen Movie
Now & Then
The Number 23
One Night at McCool's
The Omen
The Others
The Pacifier
Paycheck
Peter Pan
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Planet Terror
Pocahontas
Practical Magic
The Prince & Me
Princess Diaries
Princess Diaries 2
Pulp Fiction
Pumpkin
Riding In Cars With Boys
The Ring
The Ring 2
Rent
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
Rosemary's Baby
Satan's School for Girls
Save The Last Dance
Scary Movie [2-4]
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
Sex & The City Movie
She's All That
Sin City
The Shining
Shreik If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Slap Her...She's French
Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs
The Sound of Music
Spice World
Star Wars [ALL]
Stay Alive
The Strangers
Stealing Beauty
The Stepford Wives
Stir of Echos
Stranger Than Fiction
Sugar and Spice
Tart
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Toolbox Murders
Under the Tuscan Sun
Urban Legend
The Village
Walk the Line
The Wizard of Oz
What About Bob?
The Wedding Singer
When A Stranger Calls
White Oleander
Wild Things
Wrong Turn
The Zodiac
Zoolander
There are soo many more but when I need to think of them, I can't.

Television:

Charmed
Gilmore Girls
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Dirt
Hannah Montana
Friends
The Girls Next Door
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Frasier
Will & Grace
Desperate Housewives
Denise Richards: It's Complicated
Sex and the City
One Tree Hill
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Scrubs
Dawson's Creek
Grey's Anatomy
That 70's Show
Veronica Mars
Dharma and Greg
Boy Meets World
America's Next Top Model
Beverly Hills 90210
The Sarah Silverman Program
Family Guy
Ugly Betty
How I Met Your Mother
Grounded For Life
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Weekenders
The Amanda Show
Phil of the Future
Mad About You
Heroes
Supernatural
The Riches
$40 A Day
30 Minute Meals
Rachael Ray Show
The L Word

Books:

Dirty Blonde by Courtney Love

The Great Gatsby

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

The Second Summer of the Sisterhood

Girls in Pants

Forever in Blue

Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone

Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets

Harry Potter & The Prizoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows

To Kill A Mockingbird

The Outsiders

Charmed Books

Of Mice & Men

Macbeth

Handbook for the Recently Deceased

The Woodsboro Murders

The Slayer Handbook

Heroes:

The Loves of My Life: Gabriella! Gabby, you are one of my bestest friends in the whole entire world! You will always be there for me, no matter what. I could call you at three in the morning crying, which I have, and you will be at my house in ten minutes. I can go to you for anything and with anything. You knows me better than I know myself and that is not even an exaggeration. When we're together, it's complete chaos. We laugh up a storm, talk about the weirdest things and watch really bad horror movies. We throw the most amazing wedings ever in her front yard! We never fight. I think the last conflict we had was probably two summers ago when I was basically living at your house. We were mad at eachother for about five minutes...and then you saw something that you knew we'd laugh over & we did! I also love that we share families. I have to sets of parents and an extra sister! Gabby, I am so glad you randomly asked me to go on a bike ride with you that one fateful day. :) [singing] You're a truuuee friend.[/singing] We're going to be best friends forever. Look, Jennifer Connelly!
Josh! Josh, you are also one of my best friends in the whole entire world! I wouldn't know what I would do without you in my life. You makes me laugh every single day! We've been best friends since like...fourth or fifth grade. We can actually hold conversation for hours...just like that night at McDonald's. We were sitting there for over three hours, just talking and laughing! I can open up to you about anything and I love that you don't just sit there and take it. You tells me what I need to hear even if I don't want to hear it. (: You've been there for everything. You're the one that gave me the confidence to be myself...even if sometimes I don't like it. Josh, I love you so much!
Kyleigh! Kyleigh. Hahah. Where to begin? You're another one of my best friends in the entire universe. Kyleigh, if it weren't for you, Björk would be Vespertine-less. That's for damn sure! When you and I are together, there is no stopping us! We do such random things. It's so crazy! We've painted our faces, put blood all over us and have taken so many pictures! Remember when we tried taking pictures together the first couple of times? We could NOT get a good picture at all and now we've got a billion! Also, we're America's Next Top Models. We win all the challenges. I know that I can tell you anything in the world and you can tell me anything too. :) Now, Kyleigh, if you would be so kind to do the rain dance, I will give you 100 piggy back rides, just as long as we don't fall in the sand again! I love you!
Katie! Katie, you have been a best friend to me since like...second grade. There was no tearing us apart. I think the teachers even learned to put us in the same class for six years. You've has been there for everything. You even peed on me in kintergarden. Hahaha. Mrs. Nittka will learn! We can do the most amazing "Teddy Bear" dance naked. :) I've been friends with you before you learned to put the letter G on words like "swimming". I love you to death, even if you is the reason I can't fly on air planes. =P Sometimes I shed tears when I think about how close we were because even though you're still my best friend, it's not the same. I just really hope we can be friends forever. If we weren't, I'd be crushed.
Megan! Here comes the sun in the form of a girl. She's the finest, sweetest thing in the world. :) Megan, you are the most beautiful girl in the whole universe. Inside & outside. How could one girl be so amazing? I was sure it was impossible. You are definitely one of a kind. You makes me smile every day. Even if I'm having the worst day, you can make it all better. I know I couldn't go a day without you. I wouldn't know what I would do without you. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I have so much to say, but the words are nowhere near enough. I could talk for hours about how spectacular you are and it still wouldn't suffice...not at all. Not even close. Megan, you mean more to me than you know! I love you and I am going to keep loving you no matter what. Nothing will keep me from loving you.
Matt! Matty the fatty. Haha. Just kidding, you're not fat at all so don't mothafuggin' tell me you are, bitch! Tee hee. Matt. Matt. Matt. Where to begin. Matt is fabulous. You are the wind beneath my wings! We hit it off straight away. No doubt about it baby. What would I do without you? The world would end. Another apocolypse. If you ever died, I would definitely go all Dark Willow....or Dark Sarah rather. :) I love how we talk about anything and everything. You help me with my problems, I help you with yours. It's spectacular to have somebody so fabulous to talk to every day. In fact, I look forward to talking to you ever day! You have an amazing sense of humor. You've been my gay lover for...how long now? :) You are the only person I could talk on the phone with all night. I couldn't spend more than 5 minutes on the phone with anybody until I met you. I miss that. I miss talking to you every night until my phone died or I feel asleep...or my room ended our call. Fucking service around this place. Hahaah. I love how you stand by me all the time and have adopted names such as "barbie" and "skanky hoe" for my sister. It just proves that we were meant to be friends. There is so much we could talk about that only we would get. It's so great. (: I love you more than air!
Devon! Devon, who thought something so amazing could come out of....youth group. *shudder* That amazing something would be our friendship! Lately, we haven't been as close as we were before and it kills me every day. I remember when I'd be at your house pretty much every weekend. I remember when we couldn't drive. I remember when your hair was it's natural color. :) I miss us. I miss telling you everything. I miss sleeping in your room with the music playing. Your house is the only place I can do that! I tried to listen to music here, but it just woke me up every time a new song started! It was terrible. Ever since you sold your soul to Timber Creek and got new best friends, I've missed you like crazy! :( But I still love you! Don't ever forget that.
Lorelei! Hey Lorelei. Look at that leaf. Doesn't it look like Abraham Lincoln? I remember one of the first things I said to you. "Can I call you Rory?" Hahaha. High five! I spent a billion years trying to think of how our friendship started. I was completely lost and then I remembered one specific moment that just set the bar. "We're wearing the same pants!!" Hahahaha. You know what one of my favorite things about our friendship is? When we laugh in unison. :) It's SO LOUD. Possibly even louder than when I went to the wrong church to get you and I was screaming your name on the streets of Watertown. I think one of my favorite Lorelei moments was when we were driving back to Creek and we were listening to the radio station and we heard that song about the birds picking the eyeballs out of babies or something. Or that one time I drew that smiley face REALLY BIG on MSN and you laughed so loud that Gabby yelled at you. Haha. Classic. :) Ahh, Lorelei, you are amazing. Lorelei, I miss hanging out with you. We need to do it more often. I love you! Panabaker. PS. When did our computers get married?
Mark! Heheheehe. Mark. AKA Derek Zoolander. Our sense of humor is bad. It's just terrible. The kicker is, I don't feel bad about it! Bahaha. It's just too funny! I love when you draw pictures in my agenda. :) You make me laugh every single day, especially when you take away my MP3 player and play Hannah Montana. (: But there is more to us than that! Of course, of course. Even though I don't a lot, I know for a fact that I can tell you anything. I trust you 100%. You are an excellent person and others could argue but I'd just beat the shit out of them. I would. I can't believe that the first time you've been inside my house was only last month. That's insane. But we had a good time! We should definitely do it again. You are a great friend & I love you!
Kaaaaaatie! Calling Bird. Where to begin? Let's beging with spinning around in circles and picking paint samples. There is a secret art to it as we've learned. Or how about our Spice Girls jam sessions in the car? Katie, you are my summer! It's a shame we broke up...but you beat me until my face was black and blue. ;) Bahahaa. People are weird. Katie, you are the little sister I've always wanted. [Shhhh.] (: I know. I miss you lots little sister! I miss playing Loser on the Woodchips pretty much every night in the summer. Summer always means a little extra since I've met you! I love you Katie! Ps. You're the best prom date ever.
Kelly! Kellyboob! We've been friends forever and I love you lots! We've had our ups and downs definitely but in the end, we are what we are: true friends. I think one of my favorite Kelly moments was sitting on your roof, crying our eyes out. It felt really good to open up and to have you trust me with so much. I really appreciate when we have in depth conversations. I know I messed up recently and I feel absolutely terrible about it but it did come from a good place, believe it or not. I wouldn't do anything to intentionally hurt you. I love you too much to do that!
Kim! Kimberly Ann Possible. (: Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me. Pim Diffy. My little elephant. Teehee. I love you mucho! My favorite Kim moment was when you had a New Years party and we stayed up all night laughing our asses off, pissing everybody off who was trying to sleep. I don't think I've ever laughed that much without a break! How are your two moms, you big gaymo! Hahaahaha. It was especially funny when you said it in your weird language. It sounded like you were deaf! Wow. Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when. I will be there for you 'til the very end. :) Not kidding KP. I love you!
Kayla! Kayla. Best friends forever. I mean it. We've been best friends forever. I wouldn't trade our friendship for anything. You know that I will always be there for you no matter what! If I could, I'd fucking be in the delivery room with you! That would be totally boss. :) We don't get to hang out as much anymore but still...when we do, we're a riot! We've gone through so much...including me kicking your head against a wall until your glasses broke. Hahaha. Or spilling all that paint on your floor and trying to clean it up with OXY CLEAN before your mom saw! It's a good thing you needed new carpet anyway! Ahhh yess. The good old days of painting Harry Potter names all over your room. I love you Kayla!
Patsy! You are my favorite Jew in the entire world. I even love you more than Lisa Loeb and that is a LOT of love. Believe me. :] Patys Rose! We even share the same middle name. Yeah, we're cool like that. I think our true friendship started when we bonded over the crack whore. Haha. Wow. We need to invite her back over for a party, that's for damn sure! And admit it, you know you love it when I sing Hannah Montana to you. Hahaha. (: Well I'm sure you just loved my three HM posters when you spent the night for two nights since you were literally stranded here. Muahahah. I love you Patsy! Lots!
Sienna! Sienna, you are an amazing friend. I think our friendship started in chemistry when we laughed every day...sometimes a little too much, and got yelled at. :) You'd think it would take Mr. Zachgo less time to move us! Well seperating us didn't stop us from communicating. I love the occassional "bug" I get from you! Bahaha. And I shoot it right back...either that or I spell my name, say I love you, or say thank you! I think that's all we know in sign language except for like...donkey. :) And one special day Sienna...we will master Heart & Soul on the piano without screwing up!! I love you lots Sienna! Ps. Papaper. :)
Maddie! I love Maddie, yes I do. I love Maddie, how 'bout you? :) You know what I love almost as much as I love Maddie? Ice cream. Vanilla ice cream from McDonald's. That's our thing Maddie. McDonald's ice cream...more specifically, McDonald's drive thru. "I'll be with you in a moment." -- "NO, NOW!!! I WANT A WHOPPER!" Hahahaa. Good times. Even better times? Listening to Björk and randomly driving around the country side until we get lost. Always, always fun! That's what summers are good for. Hanging out with you! :) I love you lots!
Emily! Emily, even though we fight like wild hamsters, I love you a lot. I may call you a whore, a slut, a fucking cunt, a scene kid, a skank...I really do love you. Even if you don't want to be, you're always there for me no matter what. Your my little sister who sometimes I confuse with the spawn of Satan. When it comes down to it, I would kill anybody for you and I will protect you at all costs because I love you!
Jenny! This picture barely looks like you. Anyway. Jenny, ever since I was little, I've looked up to you. You're my big sister and I love you so much, even if I don't agree with everything you do. We barely ever fight and if we do, it's for like, five minutes and then it's over. We forget about it. I cherish our relationship a lot because you are one of my favorite people in the whole world. :) I love you!