YOU LUCKY FUCKERS! THIS IS FOR FRIENDS ONLY.
My music and photography work profile is located on the top friends below ********(SARAH F.A.S).********
• I work within the music industry
• I was born in a small town called Chestefiled in Derbyshire. i lived there til i left home when i was 16.
• I have a stuffed giraffe called Gareth.
• I plan to call Charlie Simpson (from fightstar) a Gonk (and to get his big slug-like eyebrows out my garage) when i meet him.
• I a right laugh when out and the best happy drunk in the world. I do great air guitar when drunk in the middle of the dance floor.
• I really am my age and no i dont really drink virgin blood.
• I know exactly who wanks off to me or my pictures... you dirty boys... and girl!
• When i was a nursery teacher a child told me his mum had a beard on her front bum.
• I hate men who just want to know me to either get something or think they can get sex.
• Totally hate being called HUN or BABE, stupid chav's and oranged skinned, fake designer bitchy girls.. then who doesnt?
• I cant stand r+b and garage music.
• I like to hang around with males more than females.
• I have a strange polish woman living 2 doors down from me.
• I have a huge collection of film, music and tv cult toys.
• I listen to secret bands which i would never tell my metal fellow friends.
• I appear 9 times in the Bullet for my Valentine’s Brixton dvd.
• I have an obsession with vampires and anything related to.
• A home made video of me was shown on You’ve been framed back in 1991.
• I was an original Brosette in 1987.
• I can lick my own nipples
• I was Haven holidays UK disco dancing champion in 1988.
• Wednesday 13 gave me 3 plectrums once and told me I was the prettiest girl he had ever seen. (I blushed and said nothing back –im such a spaz)
• I own a Metallica plectrum from download 2006 with 20 years of master of puppets on it.
• 3 famous bands have credited me on their albums. (im proud!)
• I would love to get pissed with Mcfly and make then do rude things and swear a lot!
• I have a good business head. If all else fails, get yr tits out and flirt like a whore!
• I was once a very high paid fashion model, but have now done glamour.
• Im told i have a very good talent, commonaly known as Deep Throating.
• I think there will be a deadly virus which will turn ppl into zombies one day.(but its ok cos me and zombie Paul have it all covered!)
• Was once asked by a certain singer from a certain metal band from Bridgend in Wales, if he could fuck me in the arse back stage at the Brixton academy. ( I declined)
• I have MASSIVE crush on the short-arse drummer from Slipknot, Joey Jordison.
• I used to collect all the song words out of Smash Hits magazine.
• I did used to play Doctors and Nurses with the boy down the road called Steven, when I was about 4.
• I had an imaginary friend called Nursey who sat by my bed every night when I was very young.
• I once did a flemmy cough in the cue at the bank. a green flob of flem threw out and splatted on the coat of the woman in front of me. i tried to remove it but she step forward and then i had to only cringe as she left with it drippin off the bottom.Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 ....
