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*Layne*

don't talk about it--BE about it.

About Me


Things I love: * Eric * my family * staying up late at night * sleeping in on the weekends * fresh-baked cookies hot from the oven * coffee * phone calls from long-lost friends * hugs * kisses * love handles * hot boys who drive ducati's * scary movies * chubby babies * clean sheets * shopping * puppies * commission checks * s'mores * being super-emotional * toyota camrys * Lincoln Park after Dark * taco bell * sweatshirts * rainy days * music I can sing my heart out to * having a good cry * finding awesome parking spots * breakfast * hot towels right out of the dryer * laughing so hard it hurts * febreze * the color green * clovers * annoying my sister * my iPod * inside jokes * beaches * SOTB * 80's music * myspace * cosmopolitans * driving with the windows down when its cold outside * bad jokes * freckles * being in love * scented candles * new clothes * feeling confident * birthday cake * pedicures * peanut butter * funny people * romance * big cities * biting my nails * leather * funky accessories * bamboo * holding hands * strawberry short cake * dying my hair * new car smell * twins * lilies * brown eyes * polka dots * wheel of fortune * cooking * my princess bed * being tickled * Williams Sonoma * sisterhood * Waffle House * wishing on stars * keepin' it real *
Some things I can do without: * thieves * liars * being cold * arrogance * long lines * dirty fingernails * bad traffic * infidelity * racism * bad breath * olives * spiders * closed-minded people * cilantro * drama * girls who expose themselves on myspace * politics * bad drivers * people who chew with thier mouth open * thoughtlessness * oh, and people with "private" profiles on myspace, because lets be real, myspace is purely for the purpose of stalking!
Things I know: * Self-discipline is not something you "have" it's something you work at * Its better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not. * Music makes the world a better place, and sometimes it's the only thing that makes it bearable * Family is the most important thing * You are never too old to swing on a swingset * Change is constant and most of the time it constantly sucks * Laughter is the best medicine *
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My Interests

music, poetry, dancing, shopping, cooking, fashion, working out, boxing, guns, food, hiking, biking, traveling, real estate, party planning, wakeboarding, holy Britney, noodles, what?

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Music:

I like everything, but I *LOVE* Hip-HoP and RnB

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Weeds, Entourage, Making the Band, Nip/Tuck, The King of Queens, Run's House, UFC, The Girls Next Door, Dirt, Paradise City, The Hills, Sex & The City

Books:

Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking, The Devil Wears Prada, L.A. Woman, Wolves in Chic Clothing, Shopaholic and Sister, In Her Shoes, Diary of a Mad Bride.

Heroes:

GOD. My parents, sister and grandma. Eric Michael Coston. Our troops who are at currently at war. Stay-at-home moms. teachers. Captain Save-A-Hoe.

My Blog

rules to live by

The Zen of Sarcasm 01. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 02. The journey of a tho...
Posted by *Layne* on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:44:00 PST

Living Life on Purpose!

I'll try to keep this one fairly short and as un-preachy as possible.I was lying in my bed this past weekend after what ended up being a pretty frustrating week at work and I began to p...
Posted by *Layne* on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:43:00 PST

Change is Good

How true it is and when you hear it...you can't help but smile! We all understand the need for change in our lives and our business, but...unchartered waters are always a little scary... The truth, of...
Posted by *Layne* on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:19:00 PST

life is too short

so do what you WANT!  you gotta get in where you fit in!
Posted by *Layne* on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:35:00 PST

Hi Haters!

To all you haters: Get off my page, stop being a weird stalker and GET A LIFE!  Just because your life sucks, don't come check mine out to stalk me & my friends... its just creepy a...
Posted by *Layne* on Wed, 28 May 2008 03:51:00 PST

fake ass flakes

Fake: (noun) One that is not what it purports to be; a worthless imitation passed off as genuine; impostor; counterfeit; sham Flake: (noun) An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, b...
Posted by *Layne* on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:10:00 PST

Bridezilla

Who knew planning a wedding could be so stressful!!!  Just when I thought everything was finally starting to fall into place, all these little things keep popping up!  It seems like not...
Posted by *Layne* on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST

Paris Hilton goes to jail

While I don't necessarily agree with a 45-day jail sentence, I think it's great that a celebrity is finally getting reprimanded for her actions.  It really pisses me off when celebrities don't ge...
Posted by *Layne* on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

Virginia Tech Campus Massacre

To all of the people that are suffering the loss of their loved ones in the April 16th shootings at Virginia Tech, I pray for you.   To all of the students whose lives will forever be touche...
Posted by *Layne* on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST

Baby Fever, Part 2

So, it's that time of year again where everyone is getting PREGO!  And this time around, some of the people announcing thier big news are the LAST people I would have thought!  (Which actual...
Posted by *Layne* on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:12:00 PST