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Kilowog

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is John, I know things! I know you suck, and that's enough. I have a dead-sexy girlfriend who is far superior to any girlfriend any of you will ever have. Remember that. I love Monty Python so much I think I'm going to sacrifice my first-born son so they can go back on tour. Did I mention that you suck? Anyways, metal is the way and the light sayeth the lord, he who believeth in Slayer shall never die. Oh yeah, Antichrist is the name of God! .. ..

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Slayer, your mother, Andrew Jackson, Aaron Burr, the Easter Bunny and other mythical creatures, like Jesus. Uh...Ghandi (but I hear he's an asshole), the Marquis de Sade, Gandalf (wait, I already know him), Leonardo Leonardo, Leonidus, Herodotus, Hypocrates, George A. Romero, Simon Pegg, Iron Maiden, Batman, The Flash, Rommel, Joe, my mother, my father, their dog, Poppycock. Anyone who's ever played or been a zombie. Anyone who's got free Twinkies. And Jerky. And Shrubberies. And a Herring!!!!! Oh yeah, and Albert Einstein (maybe).
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My Blog

Fuck you

Fuck you...that is all.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:30:00 GMT