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jeff

It's not my fault

About Me

Well, let's see. I am working for Piedmont College right now, and it is wonderful. Though I miss Atlanta, the mountains are almost perfect. I still want to open a dinner theatre/cabaret, but would also like to teach college. I must tell all who are considering the purchase of a Kegerator that you should have really already bought one, and are just wasting valuable time reading this. Get to it! I have also come to the conclusion that Budweiser is an elite terrorist organization bent on world domination through bad beer markets. You have been warned.
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You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up.

Peter Pan


100%

Goofy


81%

Ariel


75%

Sleeping Beauty


69%

Snow White


50%

Donald Duck


50%

The Beast


44%

Cruella De Ville


38%

Cinderella


31%

Pinocchio


31%
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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I'm a Ford Mustang!


You're an American classic -- fast, strong, and bold. You're not snobby or pretentious, but you have what it takes to give anyone a run for their money. You drink Amberbock or PBR, and never, never, never ever, Budweiser
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Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

My Interests

Theatre, Baseball, Cooking, Football, Movies, 80's Cartoons, Writing(Though I haven't really written anything in a while), spending time with my friends.
Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!You drink everyone under the table. Who's Your Inner European? What kind of beer are you?
You are Guiness! You might be a little dark, or perhaps just like the better things in life.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I'd like to meet:

I'm easy going, so just about anyone.You are most turned on by Peach

She was the obvious hottie in Nintendo world, causing Mario and Luigi to constantly risk their lives to save her. She is everything you could ever want in a two dimensional character, pretty, a princess, and totally helpless.

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You are Supergirl Supergirl 85% Superman 80% Spider-Man 75% The Flash 75% Green Lantern 75% Iron Man 65% Wonder Woman 60% Robin 55% Hulk 55% Catwoman 50% Batman 40% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Music:

I guess I'm pretty lame when it comes to music; I mostly listen to oldies, though Atlanta doesn't have an oldies station anymore, so I choose 99x, but am usually disappointed.

Movies:

StarWars(Yes all 6), Lotr, American History X, Shawshank, Big Fish, Bowfinger, Death to Smoochy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(play is better), A Few Good Men (play isn't as good), Moulin Rouge, Kung Pow, Bull Durham, Hudson Hawk, American Beauty, Rocky, Horror, any good bad Chuck Norris Movie, the Jerk, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the Natural, When Harry Met Sally, Transformers: The Movie, Kung-Fu Hustle
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Television:

Good Eats, Iron Chef, MLB - Go Braves, NFL, Mythbusters, History Channel, Family Guy, and god help me: Celebrity Fit Club

Books:

Sometimes I think that I have forgotten how to read because I read so rarely, but I will list some plays(the ones with pictures). Anything by Durang, The Night Thoreau Spent in Jail, Reduced Shakespeare Comany plays, Boys Next Door, Bright Ideas, about one out of two tennessee williams, Vagina Monologues, Theatre Text Books, Steve Martin books, theatre through it's stage door.

Heroes:

My family, the best friends in the world-Adam, George, Brian, Christin, Matt, Diggity, Jessica, Daniel, John & Debbie, Kellye, Kelsey, Dianna, Travis, Eddie... Henry David Thoreau, David Belasco, Noreen Barnes, the 1995 Braves, the fellows who make Amberbock and Pabst, and the boys next door