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otto hammersmith & the charmers

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otto hammersmith & the charmers is on a mission to save souls from the eternal pits of hellfire which await all ye sinners and deviants. tis not enough to repent, to say a specified number of "hail mary's," to confess to a priest; these things only placate our lord GOD, and in doing so are in that great evil, the devils, fortune. no longer shall you bear false witness to your priest, who is only an agent of the devil in diguise, but listen to the words of the holy profit, who has been ordained by GOD to spread the word of salvation. the answer is snakes. if you are a true believer, if your heart truly belongs to the lord GOD, than HE will not let their poison harm you, no matter how many times those vile serpents bite, HIS shining light will always save the pious from the venom of the devil. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4/A

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Member Since: 5/23/2007
Band Members: OTTO HAMMERSMITH: sings, bitten by cottonmouth 12 times, by rattler 107 times, by cobra 3 times, by mamba 1 time, by copperhead 28 times, for a total of 151 snake bites that the lord GOD has cured.................................. TETANIS JOE: plays ukulele, bitten by cottonmouth 7 times, by rattler 41 times, by copperhead 6 times, for a total of 54 snake bites that the lord GOD has cured.................................. JERMANICHUS: plays banjo, bitten by cottonmouth 2 times, by rattler 23 times, by cobra 32 times, by copperhead 14 times, for a total of 71 snake bites that the lord GOD has cured................................. SWEATIN' WALKER DEVINS: plays guitar, bitten by rattler 97 times that the lord GOD has cured.................................. SYPHILITIC SARAH: plays bass: bitten by cottonmouth 17 times, by rattler 28 times, by cobra 8 times, by mamba 2 times, by watersnake 15 times, by copperhead 12 times, for a total of 82 snake bites that the lord GOD has cured...................................GRUMBLES: plays washboard, has been bitten countless times by countless snakes, and the lord GOD has healed him every time...................................GUNTER GUNTER: plays the jews harp, bitten by cottonmouth 6 times, by rattler 12 times, by cobra 2 times, for a total of 20 snake bites that the lord GOD has cured. has also drunken a record 3.5 liters of arsenic..............................MIKE OF THE MANGER: plays the budumbau, has only been bit by one snake, a rattler, and was cured by the lord GOD....................................CARL-LEE: plays assorted percussion, bitten by rattler 10 times, by black mamba 16 times, by copperhead 3 times, for a total of 29 snake bites that the lord GOD has cured...................................LURAINE d'LUPUS: plays accordion guts, bitten 23 times by cottonmouth, 5 times by rattler, 8 times by watersnake, 11 times by copperhead, for a total of 47 snake bites that the lord GOD has cured. she has also been struck by lightning 12 times, drunk gallons of arsenic and strichnine, and been strangled so that no oxygen went to her brain for 11 and 1/2 minutes, all of which the lord GOD also protected her from,
Influences: the saviour of the spirit, the lord GOD, and the saviour of civilization, COMMUNISM.
Sounds Like: ten GOD-fearing folk who want to save your soul.
Record Label: somnambulist records

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