Once someone told me to read this book so i flipped through it in 2 seconds like a robot out of a film and said "Yeah that was ok" and they were like "wow can you really read that fast?" and i said "NO I CANT YOU FAG" and threw their book in a lake.
"I was in my hotel's shower, and I started washing my hair, then I looked at the bottle, and it turned out I was using body wash. It was like a scene from one of those action movies where they get real close to the object. I was like, "Body wash... BODY WASH?" And then I realized my hair was part of my body and I didn't even care."