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Michael Keaton

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About Me

Hi there!! First I’d like to applaud you for checking out my awesome My Space page!!! How many top actors can put My Space on there resume?? Not many!!! Ok, back to business. My name is Michael Keaton and I am the greatest, hottest, and highest paid actor in the world. I’ve dated tons of hot babes, such as Courtney Cox, and I wait patiently for the day when Angelina Jolie will profess her undying love for me. Till then I’ll just continue to star in kick ass movies, make tons of money, and hold the title of the greatest portrayer of Batman. Rock on!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Val Kilmer, George Clooney, and Christian Bale…so I can kick them in the balls!!!!! I AM BATMAN!!!!!

My Blog

f*ck you Katie Holmes!!!!

I thought we had something special b*tch!! We got along so0o0o0o well on the set of our box office hit First Daughter and then you had to go and do something so disrespectful as to take part in the n...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jun 2005 17:33:00 GMT