Soppy punks |
There's nothing more revolting,
Than a pair of soppy punks,
Whispering sweet nothings,
They could have you blowing chunks
Safety pins entwined and,
Mohawks interlocked,
Put each other down,
And...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 15:04:00 GMT |
Chauvinism |
Chauvinism's alright for girls
'Cos girls are better than boys
MCPs just ain't PC
But sexist girls deserve a voice
If you have a penis
Then by all means carry it with pride
But don't go putting femal...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:09:00 GMT |
Blanket Dream TM |
This box holds a Blanket DreamThe biggest dream you'll ever ownPlease note that this is single sizeTo keep you warm when you're alone.Our great value family boxWill wrap up yourself plus threeDesigned...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 14:25:00 GMT |
Not your own |
You're walking down the road so curvilyYou dress like that, you'll get assaulted verballySee the old men leering at you pervilyBut you're too busy on your mobile phoneDon't get me wrong - I don't want...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:30:00 GMT |
Spit Roasting |
I listen to a song that sears my ears,While I watch the screen that fries my eyes,I talk to a mobile phone, that microwaves my brain,And fill up my stomach with carcinogens.What's cooking?Me!I'm being...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:51:00 GMT |
Distribution of Power... |
Hey, do you wanna be my surrogate mum?Every body else is. Wouldn't want to be left out.Little bit more power, couldn't that be fun?There's safety in numbers.There's plenty to go around.You see, ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:44:00 GMT |
