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Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster.

I Am The Devious Brooklynite!

About Me

Layout made by DarkMoonI'm a business consultant / amateur stockbroker workin' on Manhattan but currently livin' in New Jersey.Since this day, I've been a recovering Alcoholic from 1/1/06 Prior to the resolution, I've been successfully staying away from beer. It wasn't easy but, I've tried my best and evidently, it was worth it.New Note: Thinking about moving back to Brooklyn.
Your Japanese Name Is...
Ryozo Kobayashi What's your Japanese Name?
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Name: Tony a.k.a Smackerz the Pympologist on Yahoo!
Birthday: April, 28, 1979
Birthplace: Brooklyn, NY
Current Location: Manhattan, NY
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Black/African descent
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike
Your Weakness: Beer
Your Fears: Being Broke on cash
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Being the most recognized broker since Jim Cramer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "You Don't Say!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Who's this broad sleepin' next to me?"
Your Best Physical Feature: my nose
Your Bedtime: Midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: what memory
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, of course
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Very lol
Do you Sing: Hell No
Do you Shower Daily: Very
Have you Been in Love: Yes, with lots of women
Do you want to go to College: I've already finished College, you moron.
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: a little bit
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, in December 2005
In the past month have you Smoked: Never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Lots of times
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hell No!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hell No, you pervert!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Very often before I got sobered up.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes!
Ever been Beaten up: Never
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Never
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Pimp
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue Eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Vanilla Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 110-120 lbs
Best Clothing Style: sexy-like
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to remember
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My Interests

I love Blondes, Money, More Blondes and More Money! Oh yes! Carrie Underwood!HaHaHa!

I'd like to meet:

People who have some sort of fun and excitement, and some truth. I've been working hard, so why should I play hard too.... with women.And to make matters worse, I've always been attracted to beer junkies, and fake models.. FAKE MODELS!!Oh Boy!And yes! One night stands are go last century because I've been there, done that, lol,... I'm still doing those One Night Stands!

Music:


Movies:

T3: Rise of the Machines, Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2, Half Past Dead, Transformers, Spider-Man 1,2, & 3, -to be continued-.

Television:

Hmmmmm.... There's a lot of tv I watch... OK I'll just name the shows I watch the most: Smallville, Samurai Champloo, CSI:NY, Mad Money w/ Jim Cramer, Dave Chappelle Show, Rescue Me, Cold Case, Criss Angel MindFreak, Nip/Tuck. And Anime shows like Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Death Note, Fist of the North Star[Anime] Eyeshield 21, Hikaru no Go, Blood the Last Vampire, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, and of course, Naruto!The Best OP's Busou RenkinMobile Suit Gundam 00 OP's 1&2Bleach OP8Death Note OP's 1&2

Books:

The Davinci Code. ----- That's all!

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad!and of course, the One and Only, Jim Cramer, King of the Stock Market.

My Blog

You Might Be Ichigo.

If any of you guys can remember way back, I've did a piece called "You Might Be A Shinigami" which was inspired by comedian Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" joint and was as well inspired by ...
Posted by Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster. on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:12:00 PST

All About: D.Gray Man

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Posted by Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster. on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:33:00 PST

All About: Claymore

Claymore (manga) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia " Have questions? Find out how  ;to ask questions and get answers.& nbsp;" Jump to: navig...
Posted by Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster. on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:12:00 PST

Busou Renkin

Buso Renkin From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search.. start content --> ..> Busou Renkin ????(Buso Renkin) Genre Shonen, Adventure, Comedy, Action, Supernatural Mang...
Posted by Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:23:00 PST

99 Bottles - Bottle Number Six

Bottle Number Six - My First Anniversary as a Recovering Alco Kick Acid! Welcome everybody to my latest and greatest gig, I mean episode of Ninety Nine Bottles! On the first of January of la...
Posted by Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster. on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST

99 Bottles of Beer - Bottle Number Five

Booyah! Welcome to my Fifth Episode of Ninety Nine Bottles! OK First off! Happy Day to all! Now back to the show! I was at the Halloween Night Parade as one of the character of my favorite anime Blea...
Posted by Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST

99 Bottles: Bottle Number Four

Bottle Number Four: Hot Doggin' Well, I was in Coney Island watchin' the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest,and Takeru Kabayashi won.... again... lol The Numbers Game 53- Hot dogs that Kobayashi ate to w...
Posted by Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster. on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:11:00 PST

99 Bottles: Bottle Number Three

Bottle Number Three: What's Goin' On OK First off, If you're llvin' in the NY or NJ area and have been watching or listening the news on TV and/or radio, you may heard a report about a ...
Posted by Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:47:00 PST

99 Bottles: Bottle Number Two

Bottle Number Two: Holidays..... (Oh Boy) -sarcasm- Memorial Day One of the holidays that I've been carrying aspirin throughout the day, and quite frankly, it's sickening.   It's to be ...
Posted by Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster. on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:22:00 PST

99 Bottles = a Day in the Life

Bottle Number One: My Days being Sober W00t! Officially four months Sober,  as in Beer Free, Alcohol-free, that is.  And what better way to tell you all about it than to write about how...
Posted by Kobayashi Ryozo - Unnatural Disaster. on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:54:00 PST