How to write gooder |
Here are several very important but often forgotten rules of English:
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositio...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:50:00 GMT |
what alcohol will do to you ;op |
Dear Boss
Why I didn't show up for work yesterday.
I had 12 bottles of whiskey in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. So, I said I...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:55:00 GMT |
Sluk Solariet |
Du siger jeg er bleg
men jeg syntes mere jeg er off-white
Du syntes jeg skal tage sol.
Jeg kan kun fnyse hånligt "yeah right"
Skulle jeg lægge mig i solariet
og ødelægge mig selv
og smadre mil...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:24:00 GMT |
In danish |
Heysan der mine trofaste læsere....?
lige et spørgsmål...
Nu sad jeg i går aftes og ville spørge min kæreste om noget, problemet var at jeg havde svært ved at formulere spørgsmålet.... Så var det jeg ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:44:00 GMT |
Life |
Maybe this is the place for me...?
I need to talk...
But sometimes i dont know who to talk to...
Basically i need to bitch.. about my life...
Its not fair that i have to hurt so much... Im to young t...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:16:00 GMT |
How the Haaaaaay did they think of that...? |
How hungry would you have to be to look at plants and then think... "I will rip them up from the dirt and see whats underneath" and even if it looks like dogpoo, put it in your mouth and taste it.... ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:33:00 GMT |
