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keith eric davidson, esq. Official Myspace Page

King of the Burbs

About Me

whether or not i have all of my teeth is of no measure of what i am capable of accomplishing in this lifetime or any other. so please everyone just get off my back and let me do my job. also, i am DEFINITELY a cat person! :) dr. suess is seriously almost as awesome as my mother. lake havasu is the motherfuking bomb dude. ever been on a boat with 20 naked semi blond and also totally blond chicks sucking dick & doing beer bongs? i think not! AWESOME. also, i am into holistic medicine, WAYYYY better than western medicine which is not preventative but only existing as a means for major pharmaceutical corporations to make dollas, which is poor ettiquite to say the least. and even though coffee enemas were a popular "fad" in the 1970's, with dustin hoffman, warren beatty, and jack nicholson all major supporters of the benefits of a coffee enema, that has nothing to do with the progression of alternative medicine. i mean, everything grows and moves forward, especially foilage. (foilage, in case you aren't familiar with this particular word, involves trees, plants, grass, things of this nature. i am not being condescending when i say this, i am literally trying to inform.) I also like monkeys, but not the real ones in the wild because those bastards will steal your stuff, and throw their feces at you, and rip your face off if you look at them directly, and they will bite your body also. I like TV and Movie monkees like Clyde from "Any Which Way But Loose", and the Bear from "BJ and the Bear"(or was BJ the Monkee?), and Lance-A-Lot Link Secret Chimp, how cool would it be to be busted with your suitcase of vicodans or communism plots by a secret agent Monkee? oh yeah, i don't wanna fuck that mom on the WB show 7th heaven anymore. so busted...

My Interests

I will not and can't do a thing before coffee it is first and formost and then I am yours, all forms of ground meat, skateboarding in your empty backyard swimming pool, drinking vodka and or scotch, Orange Gatorade, Dive Bars, Wharfs, reefs, Being Jewish, Tacos, Sayulita, Todos Santos or Mainland Mexico is fine, FENDER guitars, cookie crisp cereal, muscle cars, Vito's Pizza(it's back!.), coffee shops and coffee drinking, Elements, hummingbirds, reding bookes, travelling, photography, playing guitar at low volume, girls with tattoos on their arms(but not those faded greenish roses on their tits), surfing as much as I can, being a LAND PIRATE, kittens and puppys, fasting, sleeping outdoors where you can see stars at night(out of L.A.), plastic, air fresheners but it's sad cause i can't enjoy them since i have MCS (multiple chemical sensitvity), look that up on google cause not enough people know about it. do you get headaches/ dizziness when you walk down the detergent/cleaning supplies aisle in the grocery store? think about it. if you do, you may have MCS which means you will have to rid your ENTIRE mobile home or apartment of all unnatural toxins. you will never be able to enjoy the fresh scent of tide detergent again as long as you live. how sad is that?...

I'd like to meet:

been there done that

Music:

Mostly Brit-Rock with Guitars but I also listen to: Wilco, Flaming Lips, Earlimart, Songs Ohia, Rolling Stones, The Who, E.L.O., Dinosaur jr,Grandaddy, My Bloody Valentine, Mogwai, very early 80's('80-'83 only before hair metal) metal such as U.F.O., MSG, Judas Priest, and Iron Maiden, Sparklehorse, Fiver, Dischord Bands, Radiohead, Drive Like Jehu, Doves, Swervedriver, Built To Spill, The Promise Ring, Sigur Ros, Icarus Line, Pixies, '77 punk(Stiff Little Fingers, Clash, Damned, Buzzcocks), Beulah, Jets to Brazil, Belle And Sebastian, Sonic Youth, Black Sabbath, Cat Power, Glam Rock circa '72-75ish, David Bowie, Cheap Trick, Ladytron, Juno, Oasis, Stereolab, Weezer, Spice Girls...

Movies:

I watch everything from every decade but for now I like... Glengarry Glen Ross, Kiss Meets the Phantom, Most Coen Brothers, All Kubrick, I like Guy Ritchie's movies, All P.T. Anderson, Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Falcon and the Snowman, lost in translation, Donnie Darko, Spike Jonze is ok, 70's sci-fi and 80's stuff, I watched Napoleon Dynamite again and I laughed again...

Television:

infomercials. they are draining my bank account. i actually bought one of the all purpose cleaners at 4 am! i couldn't help myself. but due to my MCS my brother made me throw it out cause i got dizzy cleaning a window....

Books:

yes

Heroes:

Barry Egan, Derek Smalls, Brock Landers, Chest Rockwell

My Blog

Mexico Part1

So it was time to head to Mexico for a little surf trip. I usually leave around xmas/new years time every year cuz everything in Hollywood slows to a crawl, but i got stuck working on some fun and no...
Posted by keith eric davidson, esq. Official Myspace Page on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:17:00 PST

just a thought

Do you you ever why people use the phrase "I'm on board with that". - In my experience it means they're about to jump ship
Posted by keith eric davidson, esq. Official Myspace Page on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST