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About Me

So fragile yet so devious/ I get nervous, perversed when I see her it's worse/ But the stress is astounding/ It's now or never/ she's coming home Forever/ Hard to say what caught my attention/ Fixed And crazy, Aphid Attraction/ I'm a slave, and I am a master/ No restraints and, unchecked collectors/ I exist through my need, to self ablige/ She is something in me, that I despise/ I won't let this build up inside of me! SHE ISN'T REAL! I CAN'T MAKE HER REAL! SHE ISN'T REAL! I CAN'T MAKE HER REAL!

My Interests

THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!! AHHHH!!

I'd like to meet:

In NO PARTICULAR ORDER: Hal Sparks, Micheal Ian Black, Wentworth Miller, Colin Farell, "Borat", Junior from "RENO 911", Dexter Holland, Liam Liason, Spider from Powerman 5000, Jenna Jameson, Barrett Blade, Dave Grohl

Movies:

Starship Troopers, Girl, Sorority Boys, Saved, Win A Date with Tad Hamilton, Nightmare Before Christmas, Reckless, Out Cold, How High, The Notebook, Flashpoint, Rush, The Masseuse, Shaun of the Dead, Spaceballs, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Army of Darkness, ect...

Heroes:

Me and Joanna..... DRUNK TIMES!!!!!

My Blog

31 things guys should know.....

31 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:This was written by a guy who has had years ofexperience.1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at theirhouse...they run around in their underwear just likewe do...
Posted by PoRn StAr on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 10:43:00 PST

A Lil' About Me..... Cuz' I'm REALLY BORED!!

10 Favorites...*Favorite Color: Black... Or Blue....*Favorite Band/Singer: The offspring.... And Avenged Sevenfold... What can I say?? I'm addicted!! :) ...
Posted by PoRn StAr on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 04:15:00 PST

He was a BELOVED Pet.......

Today, on July 5th, 2005, at about 12:30pm, mine and Joanna's puppy, Van Gogh, passed away. He was fine last night, but when we awoke this morning, he seemed to be in a coma. He was breathing, but his...
Posted by PoRn StAr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST