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Nicoletta

C'est moi, Nicolettaaa!!

About Me

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I SPEAK ENGLISH. JE PARLE FRANCAIS.
That's how I looked in my young years.
THE LEGEND OF NICOLETTA
My name is Nicoletta Yamoussoukro Hulk. I was born in Budapest, Hungary on July 10th 1901. I moved to Paris when I was 20. My life there has been marvelous and I really miss this time. I have been a dancer at Moulin Rouge and a model for La vie parisienne and other magazines. I was a real star in the 20s! The first Marilyn, should I say. But after the sun comes the rain and I died. A fan of mine, Dr Marie-Madelin Prépuce momified me. So lovely! After WWII, he moved to Canada and brought my corpse with him. His dream was to resurect me. He succeeded. Now I am an alive mumy and I still live in Grand-Mère, Québec. I am trying to integrate to the modern society but that is really hard. You know, in my youth I was such a sex-symbol and now people seem to be scared by me, I have no idea why. They laugh at me and call me Clitopatra. They are adorable. I do not have a lot of friends, so add me to your friends, I am kind, friendly and funny.
All my love, Nicoletta XxXxX
That's how I look today. Am I not gorgeous?
Hello that's me: Nicolettaaa!
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My bestfuckfriend.
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Music:

Discography

"Chinese Song"
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"La La" (cover)
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"Shadow" (cover)
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Movies:

Filmography

Blowjobs & French kisses
Deep Throat
Hard On!
Hard On! II
The Marvelous Story Of Kama Sutra
Nicoletta & The Firemen
Nicoletta & The Policemen

Books:

Bibliography

My Autobiography
The Diary Of A Pornstar
G.I.A.N.T.
How To Strip In 50 Lessons
Naughty Novels: volume I
Naughty Novels: volume II
Spanish Stalions

Heroes:


sex on legs!

isn't he cute?

My Blog

Nicoletta's life story (Chapter I)

Today, Tuesday, September 27th, Nicoletta has thought. And, since Nicoletta is a smart girl, she has got a brilliant idea. Nicoletta has decided to write her life story. Chapter I : Budapest, the Big ...
Posted by Nicoletta on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 07:20:00 PST

Pimprenelle is gone...

I'm having an insomnia, you know, I cannot sleep. I'm haunted by nightmares in which I cannot save Pimprenelle, just as it happened yesterday. I was petting her after my work when suddendly a horrible...
Posted by Nicoletta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sade

I am so horny today. H.O.R.N.Y. I want to write it down on my skin. I used to be a cheerleader in high school, so much fun! Gimme a H! gimme a O! gimme a R! gimme a N! gimme a Y! wooh! I never we...
Posted by Nicoletta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST