Okay, first off I would like to meet God and Satan. Just so I could laugh in both of their faces. In fact, if they were real... you'd probably only need to laugh at one of them, only because it's proabably the same guy who just went schizo. Then I'd have to meet Jesus, just so I can ask, how in the hell did you allow yourself to get thrown into the middle of all this nonsence? I'd also like to meet Charles Manson, to tell him off. Sure he was this great leader who brainwashed people, but so was the pope. Manson never really did anything you know. I'd love to meet the true killers of the Tate and La Bianca murders, well done on that fine masterpiece folks. Then, Adolf Hitler. Not to tell him anything, but just to hear what he has to say, see what kind of man he really was. That weird fetish half-jewish dopefiend bastard.