Gabriel

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Hmm... lemme throw some words at this. insufferable prick. really, really, really slow to trust yet very loyal. I'm occasionally verbose and believe grammar is only a means to an end. I make horrible first impressions and my best friends all nearly hit me in the face upon first meeting. I am very passionate but don't take life too seriously most of the time. I have collected too much random information and sometimes am called Cliff Claven. occasional humorist. I have been called an asshole by some. Um, actually by many. occasionally exacting. storyteller or bullshitter - you decide. I don't much care for humanity but have an affinity for individuals. With every passing day I am becoming more of a Luddite. I try to leave one room in my home messy at any given time and i am incapable of cooking for less than four. I am terrified of driving in Louisville as the people here truly are some of the worst in this country. I believe office supplies aren't purchased- they just happen. I become bored rather easily these days and like to spend most of my time alone. I think the beatles were the most overrated band to have ever existed. lack of sunlight makes me grumpy and i try to hibernate in the winter and i hate being called baby.
my turn ons are
honesty, listening rather than waiting to speak, independence, thigh high fishnet stockings. glasses
things that turn me -off- include
Lies. Dishonesty. Betrayal. People not doing what they say they will. Dismissiveness
when it comes to politics
I feel dirty even watching politicians. Evil lot all of 'em.
my most recent disorder or neurosis...
has been mastered and subjugated to my will.
Things I don't understand...
voyeurism, exhibitionism, willful ignorance, the reason I am spending so much time on this
Quotables
I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I... I do deny them my essence.
This hole in my heart is in the shape of you. No one else can fit it. Why would I want them to?
People mistake kindness for weakness.
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
Well I've been faithful
And I've been so good
Except for drinking
But he knew that I would
What happened won't change. How I feel about it will.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
In times of change learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
I found a woman who's soft but she's also hard While I slept she nailed down my heart
Pardon, good Mercutio, my business was great; and in such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy.
I propose a toast to my self control
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?