1.) in lieu of the goddess Eris herself, a regular "down to mars" chaogirl, you know, the simple muppet-and-potatoes sort. 2.) one of the aforementioned muppets (uncooked, unpeeled) 3.) THE Benjamin L Combs (mission complete!) 4.) music geeks from all over the spectrum (except infra-green, sorry, i'm allergic) 5.) Bob Dole/John Wayne Gacy 6.) the counter-culture...the whole thing...for coffee and revolution (mission complete, the counter culture are assholes too. btw, never heard of the coffee company when i wrote that) 7.) the first bastard swine who thought work-based life credits was a good idea 8.) Jehovah at 23:05 on thursday for a Risk rematch (i swear to you, i will reign victorious, determinism or not) 9.) my good twin 10.) Kiwi