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My real name is Elvis but i'm called Little E - and on the odd occassion called bagpipe belly!I live in Leicester with my mom Cyd & daddy Middy (they think they own me but actually it's the other way round), twin cats Slapper & Bud and a lardy lump of a german shepard called Bruce. I actually have a little soft spot for him because he lets me climb on him and paddle until i'm comfy and he loves sniffing my butt when i come in from my escapades. I have a very comfortable life, I eat, sleep, fart and meander about terrorising the neighbourhood. I'm currently looking for a job as a fashion model for catwear - free clothes yeah. I must be one of the only cats that turns away from catnip i don't find it very nice at all unlike my brother and sister. My daddy is a DJ and loves Elvis hence my name. He didn't want mom to bring home another cat unless she called it Elvis ( he thought she'd never agree ) I was an unwanted Kitty until mom came along and saw me. My mommy is a witch what else do i say about that?
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..I'd like to meet my namesake but i've got 9 lives before i manage that one. Bagpuss is my idol as he's just an idler like me. Topcat would be able to tell me how i can become famous. I'd teach Tom how to sort Jerry out once and for all. Felix is quite cool he's done some yummy food and maybe he can teach me how to nick food with my paw rather than me getting my head stuck in the tin. My final request would be a night out with the Bacardi Breezer cat - Cat heaven!!!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Cat
What is your name? Elvis
What other nicknames do you have? Ickle, E, L'il E, Bagpipe belly, Wee,
What is your favorite treat? Prawns
What would your owner describe you as? A playful handful with catitude
What is the funniest thing you have done? Fallen off the TV
What is the bravest thing you have done? i'm a scaredy cat
Yes or No
Are you neutered? yep
Are you a social animal? When i want to be
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Not always
Are you friendly? yes
Are you overweight? yes
Do you like warm milk? dunno
Do you eat cheese? cheesy poofs
Do you eat bugs? oh yeah
Do you live with other animals? Yes
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Yes
Do you like to exercise? No
Do you like car rides? No
Do you get into stuff? Sometimes
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? yes
Do you like to swim? Nooooooo
Do you chase laser pen dots? No it's exercise
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Lots

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