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Jill

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a classy girl. I have horrible road rage. I'm extremely sarcastic. I like buttons and I have this horrible addiction to fashion. My name is Jill, and lastly, I love turtles with a burning sexual passion. I mean, why do they have to taste so good. Sometimes I arrange my sentences in such a way that I sound like Yoda. The only really important thing you need to know about me however is that I don't answer my cell phone ever and I will not add you unless you message me first. So don't be a bitch and introduce yourself.

My Interests

Quantum physics, syrup, pyrite, outter space, Scrabble, Alphonse Mucha, money, Jenga, Frederick Lord Leighton, photons, Robert Motherwell, marbles, checkers, SHOES, chewing gum, COLOUR, THE BRITISH, THE SCOTTISH, my man, crayons, art nouveau, BSG, Recycling bottles and cans for money, doodling, Stay Sassy, sun burning, the globe, cheese, Veggie Delite, furniture, Interior Design, crazy people, ART, Damien Hirst, fuse beads, FASHION, and LIFE.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Some emotional music, like Elliot Smith, who was very consistant with his emotasticality. As we all know, he stabbed himself in the heart. I like a wide range of music. I listen to classical, I hate waltzes and giddy happy crap. I like Aqua and I sing Barbie Girl in the shower almost everyday. Roni Size, RJD2, Ratatat, TV On the Radio, LCD Soundsystem, MF Doom, Depeche Mode, Lauren Hill, Felt, Murs, Jefferson Airplane, The Coup, Sage Francis, The Beatles, The Cranberries, P.O.S., Atmosphere, Fiona Apple, Andrés Linetzky & Ernesto Romeo. Passage is my favorite, and my radio will always be tuned to classic rock.

Movies:

I really enjoy intensely dramatic films. Especially the ones with premature endings. My favorites would include Clueless, The Shawshank Redemption, Romeo and Juliet (modern version), The Squid and the Whale, O Brother Where Art Thou, Reservoir Dogs, and any sort of Gangster/ mob movie. As far as comedies go, I like Airplane, Stripes, Trading Places, and any cheesy eighties movie. I enjoy laughing at the eighties. The list goes on... but my memory fails me.

Television:

At the moment... Battlestar Galactica. It has comsumed my life.

Books:

I love my Big Book of Bathroom Crosswords. It is the best book I own and probably will own in my life. Plus 10. Times 2, minus 5. It has taught me so much about myself, I have written the writers twice out of appreciation. But on a less serious note, I read a lot and derive pleasure from the sport.

My Blog

Jill's revised theory of tear ducts and their use in american literature

Hello.  I recently found pictures of my wearable art show last April (or whenever it was), so here's one of them: Haha, that was the dumbest idea.  I should have gone as a roll of toilet pa...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:23:00 PST

Coca-Cola WROTE BACK BITCHES!!

Here is Coca-Cola's response to my letter!...   Dear <my name here>, Thank you for contacting The Coca-Cola Company.  We sincerely appreciate receiving your comments regarding our a...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Letter to Coca-Cola!

I am really bored and really sick, and in these times of illness I always get strange urges to write letters to people, companies, corporations... you get it, so here is one from today that I mailed o...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Got him!

I found the little effer whose been eating my mom's flowers. Boy will she be glad. And who knew it wasn't human. I think he fooled us all. ...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CAMERA PHONE!

LOOK I'M MICHAEL JACKSON, I LIKE TO POINT BECAUSE IT IS THE RUDEST BADDEST GESTURE THERE IS. BOO RAH BITCH!!
Posted by Jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Night on the town

I went to a show last night and I think I killed myself.  I also ate cheez-its for dinner that night.  Tres classy et fantastique! ...
Posted by Jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST