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alexa

BITE ME!!! go on I DARE you.......

About Me



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Profile courtesy of Free MySpace Layouts Hello I am Alexa!!Now what? Erm...I am a nice person most of the time-well...some of the time...well it doesn't really matter if I am nice or not in everyday life, as long as I am nice to you! I love music-listening to it and making it and I get moody if I can't have at least a couple of hours of music tv every day (how did I live without sky?). I love animals and used to have a bit of a menagerie in my house, with a cat(fluff), a dog(dave)and a crayfish (shawn the prawn) and various guninea pigs and birds, but now I just have a cat and a crayfish-he is the best pet ever, all you do is drop a piece of meat in to his tank twice a week, and he is happy as larry-also when he gets big you can eat him (but I won't, cos I don't like seafood, or tankfood-and he is called shawn, you can't eat something with a name!!). I am also always on a diet but never getting any thinner. sigh.

My Interests

I love listening to music and I play the piano and sing (badly-I sing badly, but who cares? it makes me feel happy!). I love to DRINK!! I can drink full grown 7ft tall wrestler-men under the table and I am PROUD!!! I can play poker and I'm not too bright-so feel free to invite me to any games you got goin (and I'll whoop your ass at it cos I got a great poker face-its like this-grrrr!) I don't go in for telly much-or so I thought until I reread this and realised that actually I must watch TV all the time! I hate sport-it is extremely yakky-all of it except maybe darts, cos you can drink beer when you're playing darts, but its not a proper sport really, is it? Actually-the above is not strictly true anymore-I have been on a bit of a health kick and have started jogging-but shhhhh, don't tell anyone-I might not keep it up! I like watching wrestling though, if thats a sport, cos I like the wristbands that some of them wear-I have a strange fetish thing about mens forearms-don't ask me why, I just do! And I luuurvve shopping-I am very good at it-I am even better at it since I have been online-now I can spend without going out of the house. I am really super interested in men in uniform-except morrisons security guards cos thier uniform is.....uk!

I'd like to meet:

Some friends would be nice, but only real ones who do message me every now and again. Anybody who has interesting thoughts and opinions they may like to share with me, but probably not crazy people with conspiracy theories-oh...go on then, crazy people with conspiracy theories as well! Not chavs though-I hate chavs-if you are a chav and reading this-GET OFF MY PAGE YOU SCUM!! Apparently I am robin-that sucks I am NOT robin-I am SHE-RA! Your results:
You are Robin Robin 72% Supergirl 70% Wonder Woman 65% Batman 55% Superman 50% Catwoman 50% Spider-Man 45% The Flash 40% Hulk 30% Green Lantern 30% Iron Man 30% Young and acrobatic.
You don't mind stepping aside
to give someone else glory.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Music:

Nelly furtado, my chemical romance, G n R, christina aguilera, smashing pumpkins, scissor sisters,fallout boy,ac dc, the foo fighters (dave grohl-mmmmm!),the fratellis, nina simone,eagles of death metal, tenacious D are always good for a laugh!, queen, pearl jam, QOTSA, dire straits, evanescence, green day, muse, velvet revolver, the rolling stones, captain beefheart (anybody except me listen to him?), good charlotte, the who-anything really except rap and hip hop.

Movies:

Hmmm. Tommy...Chicago...Bugsy Malone,Rocky horror, anthing with music in. Spinal tap is pretty good too. I like to watch scary films but they freak me out-I nearly died of fear watching white noise 2! The sponge bob square pants movie is also FAB! Roger Rabbit is pretty good but LOTR is really crap though. Ghostbusters 1 & 2-peter venkman-whatta guy!

Television:

Peep show, any british comedies like the office and little britain and tittybangbang is funny. Red Dwarf, bottom and the young ones, anything with dr gillain mackeith shouting at people and examining their poo (liking that 3 fat brides thing on channel 4), kim and aggie,big brother when its on-how I love those ten weeks of the year! All the music channels except mtv base. And Kath and Kim-look at muuuy-look at muuy kimmy-ha ha ha-god its so funny that i am off to go and put it on now.

Books:

Ben Elton, Wendy Holden, Sue townsend, anything funny really. I love all the Harry Potter books (except the last one-bit of an anti-climax methinks!), but when I pick em up I just can't put em down! I also really like horror, but sometimes my hubby works night shifts and I have an overactive imagination and horror books feed it, and I end up curled into a small ball and weeping because I am convinced that something or someone is going to come and kill me-so I don't read horror that much anymore. Oh and a clockwork orange-absolutely love it but if I read it too often I start talking like little alex and his fellow droogs.Also I really like mills and boon books-cringe!!But we all need a dominating multi billionaire once in a while!

Heroes:

Really, I just want to BE Jessica Rabbit-what a woman-she has it all!Bob Geldof. Dave Grohl.

My Blog

I hate pam

she is an evil cat-hating old bitch. if you like cats, then you too would hate pam. Please message me if you do hate pam, and together we can plot against her. I hate her. I hate her. I HATE HER!!!!!!...
Posted by alexa on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:06:00 PST

oh my gosh the pressure part 2....

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! frolicher landmann is giving me heart failure!! I cannot possibly do this! I am going to FAIL!! FAIL I tell you-FAIL!!!!!!...
Posted by alexa on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:16:00 PST

oh my gosh-the pressure!!!

I have a piano exam in 4 and a half weeks time-like 31 days!!!!! I was only told I would be doing the exam 2 and a half weeks ago, I only received my music 2 weeks ago, I CAN'T do scales (full stop.en...
Posted by alexa on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

enrique iglesias

I am going to marry him-that sexy latino hunk of man. RAWWWWR! thats all. xx
Posted by alexa on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:56:00 PST

oooohooohohohh I am the dancing queen....

how very very bored I am!  lots of people have made me laugh today though-more fool them-I have a very annoying laugh! dum-di-dum......anyone want to buy me new boobs? I want jordan boobs but I'l...
Posted by alexa on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:34:00 PST

so the time has come...

I just can't put up with my horrid smackhead, scummy neighbours anymore-the whole crescent is living in fear of them, they destroy peoples property, are loud, obnoxious, set fire to things, get pissed...
Posted by alexa on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:47:00 PST

I am going to die

I am gonna die. by my reckoning I had: 3 pints lager 1 pint cider 2 bottles lambrini 1 bottle rose wine (at least-there were 2 bottles in the fridge and I had loads) I am so ill-I really and truly pro...
Posted by alexa on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:54:00 PST

this is ultimate crapness!

neeeeeeeeeeeeeed music channels but hubby doin something online and computer real slow-hence not playing music channels-boooooooooooooooooo!
Posted by alexa on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:10:00 PST

alas.... people I have known....

Myspace is fantabulous-I have met loads of cool new peeps on here that I would never have done otherwise and chat regularly to quite a few of them. I am also back in touch with a few of my old friends...
Posted by alexa on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

strange noises

I think there is something in the loft, I can hear it bumping around-which is a pretty big clue that there may be something up there. What if its a rat? Or a racoon?(yeah-shutup!it might be!) Or a big...
Posted by alexa on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:43:00 PST