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About Me

If you have met me, you already know this:
You Are 10 Years Old
10 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act? I wish my name was Thomas Denmark Cotter III, and its not. But its cool, ya know. And my sn is TomsSN13 so hit me the heck up! Lemme just say that Rick McVenge is a sick name, and an even sicker guy. He's wikkid hardcore: he does extreme underwater basket-weaving, or EUBW, for short. My new love is Jones Soda. Green Apple makes me love life. I am also collecting Jones soda bottles because I like the way glass feels. Especially Jones glass. So give me bottles of Jones soda, empty or full. Preferably full. ------------------------------------------------

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The elf that turns the refidgerator light off when i close the door. The guy is the man, i want to shake his hand... and maybe give him a little nibble because hey, its not everyday you can taste an elf! .JP and I are so badass its scary.

My Blog

Tom Doe *New Story*

             I was pronounced dead at 10:33 AM, surrounded by a team of doctors.  I was in a roach-infested morgue shortly thereafter.  ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 19:52:00 GMT

TV SHOW TRAILER!!!!!

THE TRAILER!! Comment!!!
Posted by on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 21:14:00 GMT

The Dunkies Story

The Dunkies Story              So there I was, sitting in the parking lot of Dunkin Donuts at midnight, waiting for my sister, Eileen, to finish...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 20:05:00 GMT

Pictures from Florida!

My mum said I couldnt keep him.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 20:13:00 GMT

Things that make me envy the blind...

I've ranted about bulletins before, to absolutely no avail, but they are getting worse.  Heres a gem I found when I logged in today. Body: Sorry, but because u opened this you will die in 99 d...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Aug 2005 07:15:00 GMT

A modest proposal.

Upon reading the news of many professional athletes cheating at their game with the use of anabolic steroids, a man could be outraged. Surely, the fact that idols of modern culture could stoop low eno...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:46:00 GMT

Kermit likes it Rough

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobiaName:Favorite Food:Wants to Bang you:This many times:80Quiz created with MemeGen!
Posted by on Fri, 25 Feb 2005 10:59:00 GMT

The Most Important Message... Ever.

Chain messages are quite possibly the dumbest things ever. Stop posting them. I don't care in the slightest bit what Tara from Westbuttfuck, PA's screen name is. Nor do I find it amusing to read a lis...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Feb 2005 18:40:00 GMT

My Job:

I have the best job in the entire world. I do absolutley nothing except perhaps homework, or watch TV, and I get paid for it. What I am supposed to be doing is answering phones. But you see, I aver...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Feb 2005 09:28:00 GMT

MMM School

ITS religion class, and I'm sitting next to Jason Sarno and Matt Kelley. I'm supposed to be researching capital punishment with Matt, but we are content with watching the construction workers eat luc...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Feb 2005 09:21:00 GMT