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Johnny Cakes

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

what the hells the deal with raised trucks!?! god i hate those and everyone who loves them. if i get blinded by them just once more i'm gonna run a muck and dismember everyone. really now, is'nt it easier just to wear a shirt that says "i have a small penis"?This profile was fucked with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

MOVERS AND SHAKERS!...and, oh yes, you know that little doll in the sprite commercials that says "show them my motto"? well him! i want to meet him so i can put him in a microwave and watch him melt.