The names Caulfield, Holden Caulfield. I've moved schools around a bunch. I just recently went to this school called Pencey. You might of heard of it, its sposed to be some "fancy school" with "great men" there. But if you ask me, there just a bunch of yellow boys, there al la bunch of sonsofbitches if you really want to know. I also have a lil sis, who i love more than anything. Her name's Phoebe. She understands me, she really does. She's only 10; but she understands more than half of those boys at any of those fancy boring schools i go to. I have an older bro, D.B's his name. He's pretty cool. Except he went off to Hollywood and became pretty stupid. Thats it really. If you really wanna know more about me; just ask. I love talking about myself.
