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Loosecannon Dolph

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I don't like people. I live in Portland, Oregon. I have heavy venom.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Werner Herzog, Thomas Keller...George W. Bush so I could poop in his waffle iron.

My Blog

Response to SDK titled: "The Fall of America and the Rise of Amerikkka"

To: The Desk of Shane Dixon Kavanaugh. Somewhere, Czech Republic Soldier of Fortune, It is with deep regret that I inform you America is no longer our countryland. We are citizens of another s...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Nov 2004 12:26:00 GMT

A letter from Shane titled: "Tales from Prague -- Election Night Savagery"

Fine Friends and Fellow Country(wo)men, Here is a rather shameful account of last night/this morning: I wept this morning in bed because I am drunk and a total pussy. What the fuck are we goi...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Nov 2004 12:02:00 GMT

Crushed

I think I had too much to drink cause my sink is filling up with stinky puke and often times when ive had too much to drink its from thinking too hard about my crush on you.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Nov 2004 12:43:00 GMT