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..Looked upon with confusion by the masses. Inspiring awe in the true Nerd and the very special Hooligan.
Unassuming nerd by day - emerging by night as the extraordinary and irrefutable hero of our time:
THE OPERA SINGER.
Yeeeeeaaaaahh, baby, yeeeaaaaahhh!
Meet The Opera Singer's boss, Placido.
The Opera Singer is fully trained in the opera arts: singing, acting, dancing, disguise, witty conversation, charm and seduction just to name a few.
Irresistible to women.
...well, usually...
Hobnobbing with the rich and powerful Tom of Myspace
One of The Opera Singer's secret weapons: his seemingly innocuous top hat becomes a "hat of death" to villains who might be unfortunate enough to cross him. There have been unofficial reports that The Opera Singer can throw his top hat at speeds exceeding 80 miles per hour and knock a glass of champagne out of an opera donor's hand from over 100 yards away!
Oh yes, I almost forgot one small point. I can only maintain that extremely refined image pictured above with extreme efforts of extensive full body shaving. When I am not currently performing in an opera, I can commonly be seen among friends looking like this:
I especially like to flex my guns in front of the mirror when I haven't shaven for a while - some kind of deep primordial urge or something!
