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BITCHES IS FUCKING JEALOUS This means you, Reetard and Elizachub. Lose some weight and maybe you won't be so perpetually PMSy. (P.S. - I look good sucking that dick. I usually get hotter dudes than that, though.) thizz: just do it thizz izz love Hi. I'm Brenna. If you're my boy or my baby boy you can call me B or Babygirl. If you want to know, ask. If you're a pretty girl, I'll probably like you. If you're a masculine "bad boy," I'll probably like you. If you're a sensitive and feminine male musician, I'll probably like you. If you're kinky and dark and tortured, I'll probably like you. If you have abandonment issues, I'll probably like you. If you're clean and sober and healthy and under the age of twenty-five? Good luck.

RIP MAC DRE. HYPHY MOVEMENT 2006 AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, SUCK IT!

Can you do the thizzle dance?

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Assholes and retards need not apply. If you can treat a woman with the respect she deserves, than you're miles above most of the people I've dated.

N A M E [10 Things About Yourself] 1] I'm five feet, nine inches. 2] I'm a dress size 5. 3] I don't have much of an appetite. 4] I'm pretty much a love Goddess (kidding?) 5] I'm a smoker. 6] I've done a whole lot of drugs. 7] I consider one person the love of my life until I meet someone better. 8] I don't own a cellphone. 9] I'm not a poser. 10] I hate Sonoma County and I want out.[9 Of Your Friends And One Thing About Them] 1] Marc - Older man, loves the 'tang. 2] Brendan Caffrey - Kind of retarded. I think his mom's retarded. 3] Tiffany - She's got a good head on her shoulders but her heart is fragile. 4] Mike - He loves chips and dip. Oh, and the 'tang. 5] Jen - I've never gotten into a fight with her in my life. 6] Ethan - We might have sex, we might not. I don't know. 7] Amber - We used to be the best of friends, but that was AGES ago. 8] Erin - If she had a penis, we'd be married. 9] Sarah - Has the best body I've ever seen on a girl and I'm jealous.[8 Things You Would Like Right Now] 1] My glass "toy" from the Peacepipe. 2] That restraining order to go through. 3] Safety, peace, and happiness. 4] Consensual sex with someone I like a lot. 5] To get that job tomorrow. 6] To go to church on Friday night (haha, I'm a nerrrd.) 7] Maybe thizz again in a couple weeks. 8] See some friends I haven't seen in a while this weekend.[7 Things You Can Remember From Your Childhood] 1] I'm a good kid 2] Old style 3] A happy child 4] And I'm never gonna have to do that again 5] But if I want to 6] I 7] Can[6 Of Your Favourite Bands Right Now] 1] The Mars Volta 2] E-40 3] Joe Satriani 4] Mac Dre 5] Tool 6] A Perfect Circle[5 Things You Want To Achieve//Do Before You Die] 1] Finally fall in real, reciprocated love. 2] Get married. 3] Have kids. 4] Become either a psychologist, a massage therapist, a policewoman, or a stripper (aim high). 5] Die with a smile on my face so I can have an open casket.[4 Things//People That Make You Happy] 1] Marc DiRusso 2] Weed 3] The occasional thizzle with some good people 4] Restraining orders from assholes[3 Things You Wish Were Different About The World] 1] I wish love was more abundant 2] I wish people ate healthier so this country wasn't so obese 3] I wish more women could be like my mother[2 People You Miss Right Now] 1] One of my exes, I won't say which. 2] He's in my heart forever.[1 Thing You Regret] 1] I don't regret anything. Regret and remorse are useless emotions.