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In making new friends.(Mexicans) You Know You're Mexican when:You have ever been hit by a chancla.You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.You use your lips to point something out.You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.You can dance ranchera without music.You have at least thirty cousins.You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.You are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben".Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving.There is more Budweiser than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, Jesus, Gordo, Wera, Prieta, Morena, or Chaparro.You have a drunk uncle/aunt.You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio.Your mother, tia or hermana's hair is blackcherry, "Sun in" red or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous.You always try to find out what town another fellow Latino's family is from.You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold.You go to a wedding or Quiencienera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.You have cousins that are delinquents / hootchies.You have a cousin named "Guero" who's darker than night.You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.You drive a "Cheby", an "Ohsmobeel" or a "Bolswahgon"*You're laughing right now because some of these things have actually happened to YOU! You're proud to be Mexican - and you pass these jokes on to all your Mexican friends!

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