HAPPY UNMARRIED & SINGLE AMERICANS WEEK! |
http://jezebel.com/gossip/important-holidays/so-give-it-up-w hy-are-we-still-single-301177.phpHey Guys,Who wants to come back to my house tonight and sing Unmarried & Single Americans Week carols ('Fuc...
Posted by Frank on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:41:00 PST |
Me And My Umbrella Ella Ella Eh Eh |
So, I have this amazing umbrella ella ella eh eh. It's huge, black and white houndstooth (my signature pattern) and it has this lovely polished wood handle. Everyone who sees it (and knows anything ab...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:39:00 PST |
I can't. |
In 2005 I applied for a job at the Gap. I interviewed for it on a Thursday and then immediately drove to Boston for the weekend. When I came home on Monday afternoon there was a rejection letter waiti...
Posted by Frank on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:01:00 PST |
A Family Resemblance |
Yesterday I went to my now four-year-old niece's birthday party in central New Jersey. Here are a handful of highlights:- My oldest niece, she's five, will not play soccer again this year. She says th...
Posted by Frank on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST |
If you're reading this you're probably a "twixter." |
Theresa found this. It's a little terrifying, totally illuminating, and provides all of us with an excuse for our collective transient, tribe-like exisistance, general aimlessness, protracted youth an...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST |
You don't know me. |
Today our photo editor handed me an 11x17" sheet of white paper with a big jet black box printed on it. "What's this?" I asked. He replied: "It's a picture of your soul."Thinking this was the funniest...
Posted by Frank on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:35:00 PST |
Bright Eyes |
Okay, so whatever, people LOVE Bright Eyes. He sells out venues. He managed to score the number one and number two slots on the Billboard singles chart with two simultaneously released discs. Those si...
Posted by Frank on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST |
Fuck Chipotle |
Two weeks ago I went to Chipotle for lunch with some coworkers. I bring my lunch most days, but it was a Friday and we all love(d) Chipotle, and we needed to have a remote gossip bitchfest (with unlim...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST |
The last few weeks have been totally insane. |
I no longer have the ability to make proper judgement calls.If Courtney Love, Paula Abdul*, Anna Nicole Smith and Pete Doherty had a baby, it would be me.I lost my cell phone in the snow. I woke up wi...
Posted by Frank on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST |
I just saw... |
...A guy wearing black, frilly, tassled, pom-pommed, fur knee-high Muckluck boots with cropped bootcut jeans near the tents at Bryant Park.HAPPY FASHION WEEK!Also, Rest In Peace Anna Nicole Smith Ster...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:46:00 PST |
