Elizadeth

Nicknames: "Deth", "710" (Seven-Ten), "Psycho", "Sybil", "Elizabeth", "Stalker", "Trouble", "Renegade", "MegaBeth", "Maniac", "Tiny", "Psycho 2", "Living Dead Girl", "Silly", "Lady Death", and even "Lizzy Borden" :D
Call me anything else, I might just have to saw through your pubic bone.
The first thing people notice about me is that I have extremely long brown hair. Aside from that, I'm not really all that interesting. I'm a 29 year old wife and mother. I live in Wisconsin with my wonderful husband and children. Married life is wonderful and we share many of the same interests.... ..especially metal! I trust my husband 666% and love him more than anything on Earth. He's now a member of the S.O.S. and I couldn't be prouder. In other words; hitting on me will only make you look like a dildo.
One thing that I really love to do is write. I've been writing for as long as I can remember and I've taken probably the most pride into my new release, Nature of the Daughters. I am currently working on my third novel as well as small pieces of writing for Wisconsin Publications. In my blog you will find some of my uh..."adventures". If it disgusts you, please tell me. If you hate it, definitely tell me because that will satisfy me. My novel, Nature of the Daughters has been published and is now available. My second novel, a gripping sequel-Sylvanian Vampire, will be released November 8th! I also enjoy writing metal lyrics and some poetry. In reality, most members of my immediate family have always had a hard time grasping interest in my real life. I receive most of my compliments from strangers, which is why my writings interweave bits of my own reality for a more personal touch. I do, however, have a wonderful brother and a great dad (although he is far from here). For that, I feel truly spoiled.
I work in a casino with few of my friends and a shitload of my enemies. My job consists of paying the winners and being nice to the losers. I constantly make bad jokes but my comments are original......wicked, but original.
I'm a big fan of death metal, black metal, speed metal, thrash metal, gore metal, gutteral metal, original metal, and a few other types of metal. Death is my favorite. My favorite cereal is Life.
I don't like Pepsi, long black hair is SUCH a fucking turn-on it's not funny, I used to draw cartoons, I quit smoking 9/25/04, I'm epilectic, very unladylike, addicted to food, don't take any drugs at all....even aspirin, I'm totally in love with my husband, I've been obsessed with gore since I was six, I want to write songs again, and it's hard to embarass me or gross me out. I'm not a person who's going to tell you a bunch of bullshit for the sake of conversation, I'll just peel the core out and squeeze it in your face. If you're not a brutally honest person, you're not going to understand me.
Oh yeah, and if you're somebody that has nothing in common with me, you need to know me in reality or a friendship makes no sense. In real life, I'm too shy to talk. I hate the phone, too. Usually, writing is the way I prefer to get to know people, and I seldom delete a message without replying first.
I keep my top friends busy, so if you really need the psychological validation of being on my top friends, you just need to write me regularly. I've been on myspace a while and have had several people offended enough to delete me. I make no claims of being a perfect person, and if you're expecting someone who attempts to put on a smiling face for the camera, go ahead and delete me. Life is not all about the sunlight and daydreams to me. I appreciate the scrapes and punture wounds that reality has given me and I show that in every fucking x-ray with pride.