Hoy, hoy. My name is Doctor John H. Watson. Whilst formerly a General Practitioner in the fair city of London, England, I now reside in Derby in the centre of this great isle. My birth certificate states my date of birth as August 7th 1852, but my 'Housekeeper', Holly, insists it is April 18th 2007 - Or, the day she "bought" me. I'm still unsure as to what she means to suggest by this, as to this day she neglects to answer my many questions, often acting as though she simply cannot hear me. I only hope my comrade, confidante and friend Sherlock Holmes can solve this mystery and return me to my practise and my beloved Mary. Oh, and it may be incidental, but I am a rabbit - I believe one of the Silver Marten breed.
