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His Majesty Shagswell

Somewhere, someone has a name for me.

About Me

I work odd jobs mostly, whenever i get the chance, i am currently working at Sacino's Formalwear, it's a job... I graduated from college with a Criminology degree. I am starting at Palmer College of Chiropractic Medicine in July of 2007...I'm really nervous but excited too. I am a country boy, and love to do some real work, fixing cars, yard work, etc. ...i like to hang out with friends...mostly with: Robert, Jessica, Scott and Amanda Schwarzman(married and congrats), Schwallie, Jason, Matt Flanigan, Matt and Connie Duxbury(married and had their first child, congrats), Beth and a bunch of irregulars. I went to the University of South Florida...great school, the football team is fun to watch but they are no good, we did make a bowl game recently, the Midas Car Care Bowl (it's mostly for the tailgating), Ybor City is fun but I overdid it my freshman year of college(pretty much a club district). I have two sisters, Renee and Beth and a little brother, Will (even though he's bigger than me). Renee got her Master's in Physical Therapy and moved to Seattle with Greg. Beth is going on to get her Ph.d. in Clinical Psychology at Argosy and is living with Brad. Will is doing great in high school and is hoping to go to community college. I guess I'm the dumb one. I had two dogs, a yellow lab named Jillie and a Chow named Spencer, and I guess you could include my dad here. Spencer, sadly, passed away of a heart attack a short time ago. My parents have some cats. I drive a Jeep with a lot of miles but I feel there is no need to change it unless it gets totaled or too expensive to drive daily. I want a motorcycle. If you want to know anything else I'll more than likely answer.
Global Personality Test Results
Stability (60%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness (50%) medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.
Extraversion (66%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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Your Birthdate: July 23
With a birthday on the 23rd of the month (5 energy) you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them.You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas.You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel.You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable.Your mind is quick, clever and analytical.A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine.You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility.Very sociable, you make friends easily and you are an excellent traveling companion. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

Cars i love the old ones. Just something about them. 1959 Cadillac, 1953 imperial...you see where i'm going with this, music (all types, from Bob Marley and the Wailers to Hawthorne Heights to Beethoven), movies, friends and goofing around

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!


You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Your Irish Name Is...
Killian Quinn What's your Irish Name?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Charming Poet.

Where You Lived: Texas.

How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life?

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Doug
Birthday: 07-23-1984
Birthplace: Columbus, Ohio
Current Location: Longwood, Florida
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: a lot
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc Martin's
Your Weakness: do you really think i'd tell you
Your Fears: see above
Your Perfect Pizza: everything but ham and black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start Palmer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: k
Thoughts First Waking Up: uhhgg
Your Best Physical Feature: my dimples
Your Bedtime: anytime i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: this just doesn't make any fucking sense
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: Fuck no, you'd have to be retarded
Do you Swear: see above
Do you Sing: well aparently
Do you Shower Daily: i have to
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: finished college and starting grad school
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: rarely
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
&..39;Do you get along with your Parents:' sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: try to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: almost every day i think
In the past month have you Smoked: nope again you'd have to be retarded
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see above
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i work in a mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: many many times
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: soon
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good man
What country would you most like to Visit: any
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: light
Favourite Hair Color: light
Short or Long Hair: middle actually
Height: 5'5" or below
Weight: much thinner than i
Best Clothing Style: none?...haha
Number of Drugs I have taken: does ritalin count?
Number of CDs I own: 200+
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ha...lost count

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Music:


You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?I listen to everything, i don't discriminate really Hawthorne Heights, Brand New, Audioslave, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rolling Stones, Armor For Sleep, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Eminem, Mozart, Flogging Molly, Funeral For a Friend, Green Day, Ozzy, The Offspring, Pearl Jam, Toby Keith, Willie Nelson, A Perfect Circle, Bush, R.E.M., BullzEye, Naked, etc. and a whole lot of somewhat unknown bands like Rocky Votolato and Eleven.
Your Stripper Name is: Mocha

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What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are confident and ready to tackle life.
You are pretty vain and happy with your physical appearance.
You are born to be the center of attention, and you're unhappy on the sidelines.
You're always up for trying something new - in and out of bed! What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

Movies:

Favorite ones are apocalypse movies. Same with comedies and badly made movies, usually these are in conjunction. my favorite bridge of these is Mystery Science Theater 3000.http://www.freehosting.hostrave.com/b/lbc/free/football _wallpapers2/arsenal2_1024x768.jpg

Television:


Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?nothing special really, CSI: Las Vegas, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, House, Leno and some others i'm really only home to catch the late shows
Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think! What's Your Hidden Talent?

Books:

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. HOT. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
Your Eyes Should Be Green
Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger
What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world What Color Should Your Eyes Be?GREEN EYES- people with green eyes have the most passion put into having sex, they don't have sex with strangers and rarely will have a one night stand, therefore they have lasting relationships with great sex.
What Planet Are You From?
this quiz was made by The Autist Formerly Known As Tim

Heroes:

the millions of people out there trying to better the world for future generations, this does not include, however, George W. Bush.
Your Pimp Name Is...
His Majesty Shagswell What's Your Pimp Name?
[Marital Status] NOT YET
[Shoe size] 11
[Parents still together] YEAH
[Siblings] 3...2 OLDER SISTERS AND 1 YOUNGER BROTHER
[Pets] TOO MANY
FAVORITES
[Color] GREEN
[Number] 6
[Animal] DOG
[Drinks] ALCOHOLIC
[Soda] NADA
[Book] NADA
[Flower] NADA
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] NOPE
[Twirl your hair?] NOT ENOUGH TO DO THAT WITH ANYMORE
[Have tattoos?] NOPE
[Have Piercings?] NOPE
[Cheat on tests/homework?] OCCASIONALLY
[Drink/Smoke?] YES/NO
[Like roller coasters?] HELL YES
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] HELL YES
[Want more piercings?] DON'T HAVE ANY
[Like cleaning?] NOPE
[Write in cursive or print?] PRINT
[Own a web cam?] NOPE
[Know how to drive?] YES
[Own a cell phone?] YES
[Ever get off the damn computer?] YES
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] YES
[Considered a life of crime?] YES DONE IT.
[Considered being a hooker?] NOPE
[Lied to someone?] YES
[Been in love?] YES
[Made out with JUST a friend?] YES
[Been in lust?] YES
[Used someone] I DON'T THINK
[Been used?] YES TOO MUCH
[Been cheated on?] YES
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] YES
[Stolen anything?] YES
[Held a gun] YES
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] T-SHIRT, JEANS
[Current mood] BLAH
[Current taste] WINTERGREEN
[What you currently smell like] LAUNDRY DETERGENT
[Current hair] SHORT
[Current thing I ought to be doing] CLEANING
[Current cd in stereo] BRAND NEW
[Last book you read] IDK
[Last movie you saw] DON'T REMEMBER
[Last thing you ate] WENDY'S
[Last person you talked to on the phone] MY MOMMA
[Do drugs?] NOPE
[Believe there is life on other planets?] YES
Remember your first love?] YES
[Still love him/her?] IDK
[Read the newspaper?] YES
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] YES
[Believe in miracles?] YES
[Do well in school?] YES
[Wear hats] OCCASIONALLY
[Hate yourself?] YES
[Have an obsession?] YES
[Collect anything?] YES
[Have a best friend?] YES
[Close friends?] YES
[Like your handwriting?] YES
[Care about looks] YES
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] CHRISTINA
[First kiss] CHRISTINA
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] YES
[Do you believe in "the one?"] YES
[Are you a tease?] I CAN BE
[Too shy to make the first move?] NOPE
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] YES
[Bitch/Asshole] ASSHOLE
[sarcastic] LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS ONE
[Angel] CAN BE
[Devil] CAN BE
[Shy] YES
[Talkative] YES
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My Blog

up "date"

Well here is an update.  My date went fine last week.  She is nice and sweet and very...VERY attractive...but, she was just too immature for me.  I need a girl who isn't so simple. ...
Posted by His Majesty Shagswell on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:49:00 PST

turning around

I decided that my life has to change.  I no longer want to wallow in self-pity, i no longer want to hide in the bowels of my mind and fight with the images that fester there.  I have co...
Posted by His Majesty Shagswell on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:43:00 PST

Between a rock and a hard place

Depression makes you do some really stupid things.  It makes you cut yourself. It makes you run from your friends and family.  It makes you hide from your feelings and loved ones. ...
Posted by His Majesty Shagswell on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

stopping

i've decided to stop drinking my problems away today.  I had a long talk with someone who shall remain nameless and they have been doing the same thing and now this person has...
Posted by His Majesty Shagswell on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:34:00 PST

stopping

i've decided to stop drinking my problems away today.  I had a long talk with someone who shall remain nameless and they have been doing the same thing and now this person has...
Posted by His Majesty Shagswell on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:34:00 PST

The Unforgiven- thejist of this song works

..> " The UnforgivenNew blood joins this earthAnd quickly he's subduedThrough constant pained disgraceThe young boy learns their rules With time, the child draws inThis whipping boy done wrongDepri...
Posted by His Majesty Shagswell on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

hm

So i can't sleep tonight, i am tired as all hell but i can't sleep...i can't stop thinking about something that has been disturbing me recently.  i'm not doing so hot mentally for some reason, si...
Posted by His Majesty Shagswell on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:56:00 PST