About Me
All about me? Well, I can bake, I can play the piano, I can sing, dance and act, I can speak 2 and a half languages, although I can swear at you in a lot more, I can build a green house, I can take most household things apart and put them back together, I'm very good with leaks, I can spend vast amounts of money in very short spaces of time (BARBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), I can remove items from the oven with my bare hands (thanks Booths)and I can name all the books of the new testament. Voila!
However, I cannot juggle (101 accessoires), I cannot have a bath, I cannot walk well in heels, I cannot draw/paint etc due to lack of artistic ability, I cannot play sport, I cannot cross my legs (don't ask), I cannot sit still and I cannot, will not, nor ever will sail around the world in a canoe, I also cannot for life of me work out how to change the kid status thing, cos I would like them eventually. P.S. I would like a pet duck!