RESUME
EVENTS:
2008 Lingerie Party - Playboy Mansion
Game Developers Conference
SacCon (Sacramento Comic/Anime Convention)
2007 Nail Pro Competition (nail model)
Michael Vincent/Skinnie Magazine Event
Spokesgirl at Mike Bibby (Sacramento Kings) Signing
FHM-Bam Margera's bachelor party
Dave Lieberman, celebrity chef
2006 AVP Crocs Cup
Ohio State/Michigan game 2006
RUNWAY:
Velvet Leaf
Fashion Bug
The Right Direction
PRINT:
Midtown Monthly
Quick Star Magazine
Vanity Magazine
Glam Rock Magazine
WEB:
Playboy Fresh Faces
Skater Socks
Tragic Glamour/CTA Glam Couture
FHM Digital Darlings
Cause A Scene Magazine
NorCal Hardcore Magazine
Lipstick Royalty Magazine
Palma Collection (jewelry line)
T.A.N.K. Girls
Biotchi Clothing
Official MySpace Girls
That Look Models
The Glass Rose
FILM:
Bam's Unholy Union
CBS commercial - Zipp Realty
Slashers Gone Wild
HWA (Heartland Wrestling Association) commentator
Abe's Tomb
Ghostbusters: Spook University
Clubben TV
AE Digital Productions
IPhone Application
PROMOTIONS:
Full Throttle
Lay's
Starbucks
StubHub
Quaker Oats
Tropicana Smoothies
Vogue/Aquafresh
Dove
L'Bel Paris
Goody Hair Accessories
Castrol Syntec
Mentos
Lifespring Health
..
Playstation 3 game Lair
Yoplait
Dannon
Eagle Eye (Shia LaBeouf film)
Jack In the Box
Nature Valley
Good Belly
Sagatiba
Cabo Wabo
Smirnoff Cosmopolitan
Smirnoff Green Apple
Smirnoff Pomegranate
Smirnoff Mojito
Baileys
Smithwick's
HAN Vodka
Mojito Island
Three Olives Vodka
Guinness
Crown Royal
Captain Morgan
Jose Cuervo
Johnny Walker
Barefoot Wine
Dooley's
COSTUME CHARACTERS:
Dora the Explorer
SpongeBob
Hannah Montana
Elmo
Cinderella
Sleeping Beauty
Cute clown
Jeannie
While I very much appreciate the various "you're hot" messages, I just don't have time to read them all. It's so much easier if you just leave me a page or picture comment. Or make me a sign (like the slide show above), they make me giggle inside, and atleast you're showing creativity. If you do send me that type of message though, it is likely that your message will be deleted and you will be ignored. Do not message me to proposition me with some sort of "type dirty words because I'm pathetic and refuse to get off my lazy bum and go meet a woman face to face." Your message will be deleted and you will be ignored. And for the love of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, do not gripe about your placement (or lack thereof) on my friends list. It's MySpace. Get over it. If I love you, you know it anyway. If you do not have an avatar, I won't accept your friends request. Oh, and the next person to "thank me for the add" is going to get a spork in the ear.
Before you send me a message:
Hi.
I'm fine.
My weekend was great.
You're welcome for the add.
And this is my Pegasus. He is assisting me in "flying higher."
Paris, my beautiful albino chihuahua.
How can they expect you to sum up your character and entire being in an average two paragraphs? How am I supposed to know what it is that intrigues each individual reading my profile, and what they care to know. I suppose the only way to know what you want is to talk to me.
I could quite possibly be one of the strangest people you will ever meet, but I cherish that trait. But just give me a tube of lip gloss, a bottle of enticing perfume, and a sexy little pink dress and I could take over the world!
i believe that Jesus was crucified once, but the church crucifies him every day
i'm very picky about the way things are spread on my toast
i think mary kay cosmetics is a cult and one of the nationals will eventually step forward as the antichrist
my favorite ninja turtle is donatello
i like the way girly magazines smell
raisins remind me of curled up spider bodies, and i can't eat them (unless they are chocolate covered).
nothing turns me off faster then making out with a guy and him immediately reaching for the two overly obvious spots (so much of a girls body and so many sensitive spots are overlooked)
one of my biggest peeves is girls that pretend to be bi to turn on guys
when i was very young and asked what i wanted to be when i grew up, i replied that i wanted to be a cop so i could have a gun
at starbucks, i order a ristretto, soy, extra foam caramel macchiato with an extra squirt of vanilla.....well, i used to at my old one cause the girl made in perfect. now i stick to my addiction of soy chai
to all of you bragging that you are "bringin sexy back": newsflash! my sexy never left
fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity
i looooove krispy kreme donuts, green tea with soy milk, orlando bloom, and harry potter. teehee :)
And now everyone can have a little part of me on their MySpace. Show your support by just copying and pasting the code onto your profile :)
Oh, and I'm an Official MySpace Girl now!
Pink Smoochies, Manda
"Faith does not protect you. Medicine and airbags.....those are things that protect you. God does not protect you. Intelligence protects you. Enlightenment. Put your faith in something with tangible results. How long has it been since someone walked on water? Modern miracles belong to science.....computers, vaccines, space stations.....even the divine miracle of creation. Matter from nothing.....in a lab."Angels and Demons by Dan Brown"When in despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall." Gandhi "Seventy-seven percent of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant." Planned Parenthood Advertisement"When the power of love overcomes the love for power, only then will the world know peace." Jimi Hendrix"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." Ellen DeGeneres"Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want." 10 Things I Hate About You: Heath Ledger"You know what's the first thing Cinderella really did after the prince whisked her away to the castle to live happily ever after? She had a massive anxiety attack, called her therapist about "intimacy issues", and downed two bottles of Xanax." Kiss My Tiara by Susan Jane Gilman"Beauty is a curse upon the world. It makes people forget who the real monsters are." Nip Tuck: The Carver"Mommy, this doll doesn't have a pretty dress."
"Honey, this Barbie is a business woman ..... she's in college, has a career, and doesn't need Ken to support her." Boy Meets World: Cory's mum talking to her daughter, Morgan"As long as there's been one true God, there has been killing in his name." The DaVinci Code: Leigh Teabing"God doesn't want you to spend your time being afraid of hell or praising his name. God wants you to spend your time helping others and living a good, happy life. That's how you live for him." South Park: Jesus"Those who claim to care about the well-being of human beings and the preservation of our environment should become vegetarians for that reason alone. They would thereby increase the amount of grain available to feed people elsewhere, reduce pollution, save water and energy, and cease contributing to the clearing of forests.....When nonvegetarians say that 'human problems come first' I cannot help wondering what exactly it is that they are doing for human beings that compels them to continue to support the wasteful ruthless exploitation of farm animals." Animal Liberation Peter Singer"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just don't." Legally Blonde Elle Woods"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.†Audrey Hepburn**This sounds like something that came straight out of my mind these recent weeks.
"I call, I cling, I want...and there is no one to answer. No one on whom I can cling. No. No one. Alone. Where is my Faith? Even deep down right in there is nothing but emptiness and darkness. My God, how painful is this unknown pain. I have no Faith. I dare not utter the words and thoughts that crowd in my heart and make me suffer untold agony. So many unanswered questions live within me afraid to uncover them because of the blasphemy. If there be God, please forgive me."
Mother Teresa
"Don't give up hope, because you never know what's going to happen tomorrow."Earl Webster (my daddy)
"In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you."Spiderman: Green Goblin
"You think the only people who are people are the people who look and think like you. But if you walk the footsteps, of a stranger, you'll learn the things you never knew, you never knew." ."Pocahontas: Colors of the Wind
"Suppose a person announces after a day at the beach, "I have seen the ocean." What has he actually seen? A minute portion of its surface merely. Does he really know that it was even an ocean? Judging from his experience, it may have been only a large salt-water lake. For anyone to experience the ocean in its entirety, they would need to become it. And for anyone to experience God in all His vastness, he must become one with Him. Confinement in an ego makes oneness impossible."Swami Kriyananda
For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.The Holy Bible - Matthew 6:14-15