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Matthew James Dos

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Hi. The names Matthew James. Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone, Feeling kinda horny got a tingle in my bone, Go and get my pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone!!Heeeey Masterbater!!I go a little faster and it's feeling kinda nice, Once aint enough so I had to do it twice, If you want to spank the monkey, I can give you good advice!!Heeeey Masterbater!!I use some baby oil or a little vassiline, Layin down a towel so I keep my carpet clean, Never shake my hand cuz you dont know where it's beeen!!Heeeey Masterbater!!I do it in my car when I'm drivin down the street, One hand on the wheel the other on my meat, Cant get out of the car cuz I'm stickin to the seat!!Heeeey Masterbater!!Since I was a kid I have been a Masterbater, Choke the chicken, holdin the knob, squeezin the tomata, I've lived here since November, now I'm gonna decorater!!Heeeey Masterbater!!Buffin the banana, missle lissin, shakin bakin, Poundin on the Flounder, and it's mayanaise I'm makin, Spank the frank, whack the carrot, got my hand a dakein!!HEEEEY MASTERBATER!!!Navigation

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Hope its a December baby!

Its crazy, Im excited and scared at the same time.But I feel proud, very proud!Im going to be a father.This is no lie, its not an early April fools joke.Holy shit I think I just shit my shorts.Anyone ...
Posted by Matthew James Dos on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:33:00 PST

So Ive been thinking.

Since I really haven't been doing much of anything else. Sign language, is there only one?.. Or more than one? Translations? I just found out how to say "Slap the bitch".. But Im not sure if its t...
Posted by Matthew James Dos on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:52:00 PST

Its hellof cute.

Since I couldnt add the video to my profile. Ill just post it in a blog. heh. I hope you guys enjoy. ...
Posted by Matthew James Dos on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:50:00 PST