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Eric Normn Plaine

About Me

Bio... Schmio. I would like to use this opportunity to attempt to secure my own place in the Wikipedia of the future! Or at least become some sort of Urban Legend, via some whacky "get-rich-quick scheme" that actually worked... and here it is... "I WANT TO OWE TWENTY THOUSAND DIFFERENT PEOPLE, ONE DOLLAR." (see, Get Rich Quick Scheme, and, g.r.q.s. update in blog) Now, why would anyone loan me a dollar? Perhaps as a way of saying "Thanks" for the wise and sage advice which I dispence for the benefit of all mankind. (as often as not, found in one of my songs) I suppose I should dispense a little nugget of said sagery here now as an example... So... hmmmmm what to write... what to write.... ah... I've got it. ..... ready? .... okay, here it is... "Try and only eat foods that have some nutrients in them... and try to get some form of exercise in each day... just go for a walk... in short... Eat right and exercise." There, I said it... you heard it here from me. Quality advice, ... no charge. ....mmmm hmmm... But if you would like to send me a one dollar bill... just so you can say, "Normn Plaine? Yeah, I know him... he owes me money." ...that's Normn Plaine, P.O. Box 13211, Durham, NC, 27709p.s. "Sugar" is not a nutrient.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 20/05/2007
Band Website: (coming soon) currently under constuction
Influences: Beer, really good tequlia, good women, bad women, dry red wine, other women, the legendary band called America, the country called America, Reggae Music, ...friends with beer... lets face it, I'm pretty easily influenced.
Sounds Like: A good natured bi-polar, mildly structured acoustic chaos. Oh yeah, get smooth Jazz in there somewhere... (life is funny... sometimes just to me.)
Record Label: available to the highest bidder.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Where did everybody go? Where have I been?

Well... I saw it had been over two months since I checked my myspace... (had time to...) and I saw only 10 e-mails regarding ponies unicorns, puppies, and other items related to me. I looked around at...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:14:00 GMT

Did I just make up a new word?

Wow. Soon ...at work, we will be closed for what used to be called 'Christmas Break' but is now called something like 'Holiday break'... apparently so as not to offend the tender sensibiliti...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:22:00 GMT

Kittens and Bunnies. (yet another delightful childrens bedtime-story rhyme, from Uncle Normn)

It had only been less than one week since I posted my current masterpiece of a children's bedtime story-rhyme. It is the sequel to, 'When the Unicorns cried'& which is thoughtfully and touchingly tit...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:39:00 GMT

when Puppies grow old (another childrens betime story, by Uncle Normn)

They call me, "Uncle Dude." Although some time ago I had written a few 'lullabies'& really only "two" survive to this day as staple bedtime fare for parents with fussy children and not a lot of time...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 13:04:00 GMT

When the Unicorns cried. (a bedtime story for children, by Uncle Normn)

The birds quit singing and all the frogs died. And the honey bees left, when the Unicorns cried. The wind quit blowing and the river-bed dried, because the water quit flowing when the Unicorns cried.T...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:36:00 GMT

BAIL OUT the TAXPAYERS, not Wallstreet!!!

700 "billion?" For the private companies that through their greed made foolish decisions...!? I don't know about you, but that is not why I tolerate the extortion of "Income tax"... When I make bad d...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:34:00 GMT

not a "blog", just something I want to say.

What do I know about, Fashion? Well, the term seems vague, but I know all about "old fashion"... like opening all doors (car, house, store, etc.) for a lady. There's much more but, I don't have t...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:03:00 GMT

Family and Friends, My (late, great) cousin Shawn

My cousin Shawn. (passed early this year, 2008) It is difficult to willingly walk down this memory lane. Though painful to write, I am compelled to tell you about him. I think of Shawn more often than...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:45:00 GMT

Now THATS Melancholy, Baby!

I was in a conversation last night with some friends. The topic turned to the friends we have, and the friends we have had. "Old Friends"¬ forgotten... but from our past. Some of which have passed....
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:23:00 GMT

Comment or Blog? (Cake or Death?)

Well, I realize it has been a month or two since my last installment. It is not that I haven't been writing, or that I have gotten lax... I have simply found myself in a position where I do not have t...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:33:00 GMT